I am recounting all this, not to brag about the undeniably impressive number of tiny wine bottles I’m capable of sneaking into a movie theater, but to explain how I made it to the year 2014 under the assumption that Chris Hemsworth was famous because he was in Twilight. Not only did I see the first Thor film under this mistaken notion, but I also spoke about “That Twilight guy whose brother is dating Miley Cyrus” to myriad friends, who must have assumed I was making some sort of strange joke and chuckled indulgently.
Six years into assuming Chris Hemsworth was world-famous for his work in Twilight, a friend finally thought to ask me what I was talking about when I made the Hemsworth/Twilight connection. Hilarity ensued as everyone in the entire world explained the existence of a person called Kellan Lutz to me. Yet, even to my now-discerning eye, the two of them look virtually indistinguishable, leaving me not quite convinced of the reality of this Lutz person, as I cannot recall ever having seen him act in a film or television show with mine own eyes, only Googled images on the phone screens of laughing friends and strangers.* If he is real, then I maintain that Kellan Lutz and the best looking Hemsworth could more easily play brothers in a film than some of the actual Hemsworth brothers.
Here are a few other actors I am pretty sure were in Twilight at some point:
- Hayden Panettiere
- Ashley Benson
- Either Kelly from Beverly Hills 90210’s ex-husband or the one who was married to Brandi Glanville but got together with Leanne Rimes on the set of a Lifetime movie. I also cannot tell those two men apart
- The kid from Billy Elliot
- Anna Kendrick
- At least one Fanning (something I vaguely recall from my wine-soaked viewing, but I could not with any real conviction say which one)
*A Getty image search for this blog revealed I have seen several Kellan Lutz film and television appearances.