Idiot Christian Sex Lecturer Uses Carrots and Donuts, Calls Lesbianism a 'Pastry Party'


Hey, Kids! Curious about sex? Maybe you should check out this video from Ignite Church in which a way cool dude explains how your parts work. Sound boring? It’s not — bro is hilarious and explains your bodies in terms of carrots and donuts. Rockin,’ right? Be sure and check your homosexuality at the door though. This talk is for straights only because, to borrow the words of the raddest Christian sex lecturer in town, “‘God never created us men to sword fight and didn’t create women for pastry parties either.” No, but he did intend for us to stick carrots into donut holes. Crystal analogies, my man!

[Christian Nightmares]

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