'If I Don't Fuck Michael Cera Tonight, I'm Gonna Blow My Brains Out,' and Other Gems From the This Is the End Trailer

By Laura Beck | April 2, 2013 | 5:00pm

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Here’s the redband trailer for This Is The End, the Seth Rogen/Evan Goldberg directed movie slated for release in June. It’s about six famous dudes — Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, Jay Baruchel, and Craig Robinson — who get stuck in James Franco’s house when Los Angeles starts crumbling around them. Then aliens come, and maybe dinosaurs. There’s sinkholes. I don’t know what else; shit gets crazy.

It looks funny, but it’s a bummer that not one person trapped in the house is a woman. That said, the cameos from Mindy Kaling and Emma Watson in the trailer are delightful. I anticipate the lines “Hermione just stole all our shit!” and “If I don’t fuck Michael Cera tonight, I’m gonna blow my brains out,” to become things that high school students yell at each other in the halls for months to come.