Introducing the Pseudopenis, or Why Female Hyenas Are Feminist as Fuck
LatestPenis means power. The dominance of dicks and those who have them isn’t a coincidence, or the unavoidable consequence of Big Patriarchy keeping women down—rather, it’s a case of simple biology. In most mammalian embryos, the genital tubercle forms very early, later developing into either a penis or a clitoris, subject to a complex cocktail of influential hormones. Androgens like testosterone stimulate penile growth and are also associated with aggression, so the relationship between actual dicks (penises) and figurative dicks (aggressive jerks) is axiomatic. But amazingly, in the case of female-dominant spotted hyena societies, those boss bitches have actually evolved a sort of penis of their own.
It’s technically called a “pseudopenis,” and it’s an extreme example of clitoromegaly—essentially a very enlarged clitoris.
Clitoromegaly/pseudopenises have been documented in several species: I came across mentions of pseudopenises in binturongs (Arctictis binturong, a type of adorable Southeast Asian bearcat), fossas (Cryptoprocta ferox), and ringtailed lemurs (Lemura catta). (In each instance, the pseudopenis is an enlarged clit and isn’t linked with other masculine characteristics.) Clitoromegaly is also documented in humans; it’s considered a disorder of sexual development with a number of possible causes, including steroid usage or polycystic ovarian syndrome, with the most common cause being congenital adrenal hyperplasia. In humans, sometimes the enlarged clitoris can resemble a penis; more often, it just looks like a large clit.
The pseudopenises of female spotted hyenas (Crocuta crocuta), however, are different. They can be up to 90% as large as male penises and, at least from the outside, look almost exactly like actual penises, scrotum and all.
(Image from IUCN Hyaena Specialist Group)
The illusion of a scrotum is created by two fleshy masses at the base of the pseudopenis, filled with fat and connective tissue. Where you’d expect to find a vagina, spotted hyena females instead have fused labia. (The anomolous female anatomy was first described by Morrison Watson for the Proceedings of the Zoological Society of London in 1877, but the first detailed illustration was done in 1949 by D. Dwight Davis and H. Elizabeth Story in Chicago and published in the Fieldiana journal of the Chicago Natural History Museum, now the inimitable Field Museum. Their observations included a number of facets: short spines covering the clitoris/pseudopenis; a well-defined glans of the clitoris, cylindrical with a prominent dimple in the center; fused labia and “scrotal swellings” containing only fat and connective tissue. In short, again, the whole situation looks almost exactly like a penis.)
For female hyenas, a lot happens through the clitoris—mating, urination, and even giving birth. Trying to put a penis inside a pseudopenis, or push a baby out a long, narrow clitoris, is unsurprisingly pretty challenging. Over 60 percent of cubs born to first-time spotted hyena mothers are stillborn, suffocating during their journey through the birth canal. (1) Giving birth causes the pseudopenis to rupture on one side, forming an open wound that takes weeks to heal and can become infected.
But, on the other hand, this unique biology gives female hyenas complete control over mating. In order to permit penetration, females must voluntarily retract their pseudopenis up into itself, creating an opening for the males to enter. So yes, that means that it’s completely impossible for a male to rape a female hyena.
Considering the difficulties of giving birth through the pseudopenis, researchers have long wondered why it evolved in the first place, and what purpose it serves. Because the spotted hyena’s pseudopenis is so remarkably penis-like—much more so than any other instance of pseudopenises/clitoromegaly—it’s been heavily studied. But, when I tried to find out what role pseudopenises play for lemurs, binturongs, civets, European moles, platyrrhine monkeys, or any other species, sexism in science stopped my research short. Genital masculinization is very rare in female mammals, and the few studies I did come across were inconclusive and dull, with all reports suggesting that it’s not associated with female dominance. Even in ring-tailed lemurs (Lemur catta), which exhibit pseudopenises and some level of female dominance, results have been mostly inconclusive.
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