Is Taylor Swift Trying to Kill People With Mirrors? An Investigation
Latest Well, well, well. Exactly one week following the premiere of her video for “Style,” which featured
at least eleven separate images of a broken mirror, the New York Post reported that Taylor Swift was present on the scene of a high-profile mirror “accident.”
During the morning rush today at upscale SoHo eatery Balthazar, a giant mirror toppled over onto a table full of customers. The Post originally reported several injuries, including “a former French minister of finance,” but the FDNY has confirmed that only one customer was taken to the hospital with injuries “that did not appear life-threatening.” Less than an hour after its original article ran, the Post was updated to note: “Earlier reports that Taylor Swift was at Balthazar proved incorrect.” Or were they?
NBC News has reported that “It’s not clear what caused the mirror, which had been hanging on a wall, to fall.” On the contrary, NBC. It is clear as day.
Let’s connect the dots here. First of all, it’s pretty obvious to everyone who watched the music video that Taylor Swift was struck by lightening on the set of “Style.”