Jake Gyllenhaal Now Linked To Jennifer Aniston

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  • Since he’s been linked with everyone else lately, it was about damn time Jake Gyllenhaal was rumored to be seeing the alleged Ms. Lonelyhearts herself, Jennifer Aniston. The two went for dinner in New York on Jen’s birthday, just the two of them! Oh, and a gaggle of Jen’s friends. Never mind that Jake and Jen were in The Good Girl together and are just friends; the headline here is “Hot Birthday Date!” [Life & Style]

  • According to the police report, Lindsay Lohan didn’t return the necklace she allegedly stole because she was “too busy.” Also! Cops say: “There was no description of the stolen necklace give to Ms. Lohan, yet she gave the exact necklace in question to her assistant to return.” [TMZ]
  • BTW, Lindsay thinks the whole necklace thing is “ridiculous” and that people are just out to get her. says an unnamed source. [People]

  • Victoria Beckham doesn’t know if her baby will be a boy or a girl, but obviously everyone is hoping her male-dominated household will be crashed by a tiny stiletto-wearing infant. [Us Magazine]

  • Charlie Sheen is clean, you guys! He passed two drug tests in the past two weeks! Everything is totally cool now! Carry on! [TMZ]
  • Kacey Jordan, the young lady who has the honor of being described as “Charlie Sheen‘s porn star pal,” sent a text message to Chuckles which reads, in part, “I’m pregnant and I don’t believe it’s yours, but I’m going To Oregon to take care of the situation…” The message also says: “I want u to know… before it hits the press” which we take to mean Kacey sent it to Charlie and then to a screen shot and emailed that to TMZ. Priorities! [TMZ]
  • Charlie Sheen doesn’t have a “morals clause” in his TV contract… But you guessed that already. [TMZ]

• The band with the arguably racist name, Lady Antebellum, won a bunch of Grammys last night; Justin Bieber won zero. [Radar Online]
• Ugh, Bieber fans went nuts and attacked Esperanza Spalding‘s Wikipedia page. Someone actually wrote, “JUSTIN BIEBER DESERVED IT GO DIE IN A HOLE. WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY?” For shame. [CBS News, WonderWall]
• If you missed it when Christina Aguilera slipped and fell at the Grammys, you may gawk at that moment here: [Pop Eater]
Rihanna took a whole lotta meds to perform at the Grammys — she’d been suffering from bronchitis and laryngitis. [NYDN]
Jamie Foxx got into a fight during an Usher show last week in Hollywood. [E!]
Sean Penn and Wyclef Jean, who exchanged nasty words over Haiti last year, had a face to face confrontation behind closed doors on Saturday when they both showed up to the same club to see a Haitian band. This report claims that after a 30 minute heated discussion, they came out hugging. Heal the world! [Page Six]
Johnny WeirLady Gaga… And the feeling is mutual. [Gatecrasher]
• Oh, and Lady Gaga is a stoner. [Radar Online]
Marion Cotillard has has joined the cast of The Dark Knight Rises, aka Batman 3. [Bleeding Cool]
Shia LaBeouf has a new haircut and a new ladyfriend. [Just Jared]
• A lady was arrested for trying to break into the home of Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi. [Radar Online]
• Breaking: Miley Cyrus‘s new puppy is named Lila. [4TNZ]
Mira Sorvino‘s husband has been arrested for public intoxication. [TMZ]
• Is Blaine on Glee bisexual? [Vulture]
Liz Taylor will be in the hospital a few more days. Be well! [Contact Music]
•”All I can say is ‘What the fuck! It sounds just like Express Yourself – I can’t believe it to tell you the truth.” — Madonna‘s brother, Christopher Ciccone, on Lady Gaga‘s “Born This Way.” [Radar Online]

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