Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau Are K-I-S-S-I-N-G on a Yacht

“She pulled up her boat next to a small public whale-watching boat, then they started making out,” an eyewitness told the Daily Mail. “I didn’t realize who she was with until I saw the tattoo on the guy’s arm, and I immediately realized it was Justin Trudeau.” I’m sorry, the former Prime Minister of Canada has ink so ubiquitous that it can easily identify him from a distance??? Apparently so. If you, like me, were wondering what it was, please see this tweet.

“My tattoo is planet Earth inside a Haida raven. The globe I got when I was 23; the Robert Davidson raven for my 40th birthday,” Trudeau wrote on Twitter in 2012. Now, Trudeau has no connection to the Haida tribe, but his father was made an honorary member in 1976 during his tenure as prime minister. To be clear, this tattoo is the equivalent of a white girl getting a Chinese symbol tattooed on her during Spring Break. He and Perry really might be perfect for each other…

The couple was first spotted on a dinner date in Montreal in July. Then, days later, Trudeau took his daughter to Perry’s Lifetimes Tour. However, any news about their relationship has seemed fairly negative ever since. According to the Daily Mail in August, the pair’s communication had “waned in the past two weeks,” after they previously texted “nonstop” in July. Sources also claimed they knew “for a fact” that Trudeau “wasn’t thrilled” about the pictures of their date being leaked to TMZ, and he was “not prepared” for the attention.

Well, if that’s true, there’s photographic evidence that Trudeau has since gotten over it!

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