In the wee hours of the morning, Katy Perry posted an ultrasound on Instagram, treating viewers to what a fetus looks like when it flashes the bird:
Besides how incredible the footage is, it’s rather ironic how little I actually have to say about it. I’m presented with a golden opportunity—that of riffing on Katy Perry’s perplexing public image these days—and instead choke, twiddling my own fingers at this desk while jokes skitter around at the fringes of my consciousness. Perhaps I’ve been staring at this ultrasound too long. After a while, it begins to look like a Rorschach Test or something my therapist will make me explain back to her when I don’t have to stare at Katy Perry’s ultrasounds during a nebulous period of self-isolation.
There’s a wealth of human gestation news this morning:
Diplo is officially a baby daddy again.
Page Six reports that model
Jevon King, who gave birth to son
Pace in late March, was included in Diplo’s Mother’s Day Instagram tribute, along with his own mother and
Kathryn Lockhart, mother of his sons
Lockett and
Lazer. Despite liking King’s
original birth announcement on social media, this marks the first time he’s publicly acknowledged Pace’s paternity on his own feed:
Jevon King was the winner of Miss Trinidad and Tobago Universe in 2014. Page Six also reports she was a deputy COO for the Miss World TT 2018 organization, and now works as a senior HR admin. Best of luck to all these famous babies! [Page Six]
- Ben Stiller’s father, Jerry Stiller, has died at 92. [Us Weekly]
- Demi Moore and Bruce Willis sure love talking about their marriage despite insisting they’ve moved on. [ET]
- It’s Blac Chyna’s birthday! [Hollywood Life]
- Kourtney Kardashian admits she is not ok amid reports she is not ok. [Us Weekly]
