

Katy Perry can’t drink because she’s pregnant, and she misses it. Yeah dude, I would too. Here she is wistfully listing off the various types of alcohols, none of which she can enjoy.
I know how she feels, because when I did ayahuasca several years ago I couldn’t have pork, coffee or alcohol for a week leading up to it. I found these dietary restrictions so distressing (particularly the coffee) that six days in I freaked out and ate a strip of bacon, then really freaked out because there had to be a reason I wasn’t supposed to eat it, right? The ayahuasca was both the most terrifying (and, briefly, magical) experience of my life. Was it terrifying because of the bacon? I’ll never know, because I am never doing it again.