Kim and Kanye Are NOT Getting Married in Florence

Despite rampant rumors that the future Mr. And Mrs. West would be tying the knot in Florence, Italy (which is a beautiful place for a wedding, according to my mother who has never been), sources close to the happy couple reveal that the wedding will take place at Versailles after a week of lavish parties all around France. Versailles may appeal to Kim and Kanye due to the famous royals who have inhabited the palace in the past. According to TMZ, the number one history website in the world:

Versailles is where Louis XIV famously lived in the 1600s. It’s also where Marie Antoinette lived with her hubby Louis the XVI and was trashed for her lavish lifestyle. She famously said “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche” — translated, “Let them eat cake,” referring to the common folk who bitched at her.

How much do you want to bet that the biggest argument the couple is having about their “concept event based on a wedding” is who gets to say “let them eat cake” at the reception (which will probably be a potluck) without any hint of irony? [TMZ]

Justice Beaver took some time out of his busy schedule of being smug and unlikable (celebs, they’re just like me us!) to greet some fans in NYC yesterday. Sources speculate that the pop star is making more of an effort to connect to his fans in an attempt to win back some public favor after his recent legal troubles. Maybe it’s time to retire that fedora, Justin? It screams “old-timey villain.” [Perez]

Chris Pratt thought he was going to get fired from Guardians of the Galaxy for being too fat. [Pajiba]
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are still living together and also attending parties. [LaineyGossip]
Vince McMahon lost 30% of his wealth yesterday after his company’s stock crashed. I also lost 30% of my wealth this week because I took Uber three times and renewed my Amazon Prime subscription. [ONTD]
Jennifer Aniston may have written a screenplay which Justin Theroux may have hated. This also may have never happened. [Celebdirtylaundry]
Michael Sam’s reality show is dead for now. ::ominous music plays:: [ProFootballTalk]
Amanda Seyfried had to suck on Neil Patrick Harris’ mustache in their new movie. According to her, this has never been done in a movie before. Have you even heard of the internet, Amanda? [ONTD]
Kylie Jenner’s stylist says pretty is the new punk and punk is the new pretty. Here are more words: Chicken is the new panda. Let’s make that happen. [E!]
Kesha is coming to your TV! She’s signed on to judge a new singing competition that happens in real time. The last time I saw Kesha on television was when she appeared on an episode of The Simple Life, which was my favorite show in 2005. I still have all the DVDs. [Cosmo]
Adrienne Curry really loves her grandmother. [IDLY]
Ciara posted photos of her all-white nursery to her Instagram. Is she just planning to never let the baby in there?[L&S]
Kendra Wilkinson gave birth to a baby girl. [L&S]