Kim Kardashian Not Mystery Buyer of Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

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Someone has been trying to buy the rights to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian’s sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. There’s been speculation that the party interested in paying the porn company the tape’s $30 million asking price is actually Kim and giant husband Kris themselves, but those rumors were debunked yesterday when the buyer met with Vivid representatives. If the bid’s successful, the buyer promises to reveal why s/he is doing it.
If you’re trying to go back to the source and shut off the endless spurting fountain that is Kim Kardashian’s talentless celebrity, t’s too late, mystery bidder. You can’t Inception reality. We’re all beyond help now. For the love of Ray J, save yourself! [Digital Spy]

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