- Today in ORLY? news: Lady Gaga is “terrified” of evil spirits and spends thousands of dollars on having every hotel and tour venue “scanned by a team of paranormal investigators.”
Gaga allegedly spent $47,000 on a “state of the art” electro magnetic field meter that can detect ghosts. Girl, just burn a little sage! So much cheaper. But if Zuul is in your refrigerator, get Bill Murray on the horn. [This Is London]
- Amy Winehouse says she is “much healthier” now, and: “I used to use drugs and I haven’t used drugs in almost three years. It’s not a hard thing. I literally woke up one day and was like, ‘I don’t want to do this any more.'” Guess that detox trip in the Caribbean worked! The question is: Where is the new music? [The Sun]
- The Lehi Police Department has completed a felony bigamy investigation into Sister Wives star Kody Brown and his family, and now it’s up to prosecutors to decide whether or not to charge the folks with a crime. [TMZ]
- Michael Lohan is opening his own rehab center and says: “The rehab will treat only women, not men.” Ahem. [Radar Online]
- Rihanna is now a spokesperson for Kodak. [Just Jared]
- Oksana Grigorieva did an interview with People, and claimed that during the argument in which Mel Gibson hit her — while she was holding their baby, Lucia — “I thought he would kill me.” [People]
- Oksana Grigorieva has cancelled her sit-down chat with Oprah. [Contact Music]
- This item claims that Oksana Grigorieva‘s Oprah interview has been “postponed indefinitely.” [CNN]
- Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin learned that their store in Sherman Oaks, CA was being robbed while they were doing a live interview on the Today show in New York. [Page Six]
- I just listened to it this morning and I am already really into Pink‘s new song “Raise your Glass,” but then again I think Pink is fucking awesome. [Perez]
- The world would not be the place it is today if Tim Gunn had succeeded in killing himself when he was 17. [Page Six]
- Kim Kardashian is single and “down for some hookups.” What about Kanye??? And your nonexistent future daughter Krystal?!?!?! [PopEater]
- BTW: Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are opening a branch of their store, Dash, in New York. SoHo, to be exact. Because what that clusterfuck of a neighborhood needs is celebrity retail! [Page Six]
- Condolences: Joseph Gordon-Levitt‘s brother, the Burning Man enthusiast known as “Burning Dan,” has died. [TheWrap]
- Taylor Swift has a new CD dropping, and says: “I’m also pretty interested to hear the response from the guys I’ve written about on this record.” Gah. She also says: “For some reason, I’m really comfortable talking about my personal life in songs. There, I don’t hold back: names, dates, times, expressions on people’s faces, exactly where we were and how it felt, what I wish I would have said to them in the moment.” So… Your songs are like Facebook status updates? [Socialite Life]
- Will Teresa Giudice get a spin-off? [Pop Eater]
- Emma Stone will indeed be in the Spider-Man reboot, but she will play Gwen Stacy, not Mary Jane Watson. [EW]
- Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen are “glued to each other.” [NYDN]
- Justin Bieber is the new host of Punk’d. Maybe the hair has been a joke all this time! [Janet Charlton’s Hollywood]
- Simon Cowell and his fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy are looking for a £20 million “love nest” in the UK. They want six bedrooms, tennis courts and a swimming pool. So do I, kids. So do I. [The Sun]
- Keira Knightley has cut her hair. Pass it on. [Socialite Life]
- Here is a video in which David Arquette and Courteney Cox hump like bunnies. [Ad Rants]
- The family of Gabriela Cedillo, 24, the extra on the Transformers 3 set who was badly injured — and is now permanently disabled and disfigured — is suing Paramount Pictures. [Deadline Hollywood]
- If Donald Trump runs for president my eyes might roll so far up into my head they get stuck there. Or maybe it will be awesome. Gold high-rise luxury condos for everyone! [Digital Spy]
- Mariska Hargitay is an awesome mom: She took her son to a performance of Yo Gabba Gabba! [Just Jared]
- Breaking: Woody Allen went to Dunkin’ Donuts. [NY Post]
- Heather Locklear: Engaged. [Contact Music]
- Hatchet II has been pulled from AMC theaters. [CNN]
- Looks like Darren Aronofsky will direct Wolverine 2. [Deadline New York]
- Tony Curtis was buried with his Stetson hat and his iPhone. [Mirror]
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