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Lori Loughlin Could Face a 'Substantially Higher' Sentence Than Felicity HuffmanBy Lauren EvansOctober 8, 2019 | 12:43pm - Ellen Staunchly Defends Her Nauseating Friendship With George W. BushBy Naomi LaChanceOctober 8, 2019 | 12:27pm
- Ron DeSantis Strong Contender for Most Dangerous, Out-of-Control Florida Man YetBy Naomi LaChanceOctober 8, 2019 | 4:00am
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Woman Gets Sexually Harassed on a Freaking AirplaneBy Lauren EvansOctober 8, 2019 | 3:35am -
What Even Is a Heel?By Lauren EvansOctober 8, 2019 | 2:25am - Wow, Domino's Put a Whole Lot of Effort Into Fighting Disability RightsBy Naomi LaChanceOctober 8, 2019 | 1:55am
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People Have Finally Had Enough of Seeing Kylie Jenner's CarsBy Lauren EvansOctober 8, 2019 | 12:35am - Surprisingly, Corporate Lobbyists Don't Like Bernie Sanders' Plan to Limit Corporate LobbyingBy Naomi LaChanceOctober 7, 2019 | 11:20pm
- Uhhhhh What Was Going on at the Pentagon Today?By Jack MirkinsonOctober 7, 2019 | 9:59pm
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Donald Trump Has Finally Crossed the Republican Line (The Line Is Aiding ISIS)By Alexis Sobel FittsOctober 7, 2019 | 9:43pm - Democrats Shocked to Find They’re in an Actual PrimaryBy Molly OsbergOctober 7, 2019 | 9:15pm
- A Take Written by an Idiot, Signifying NothingBy Katherine KruegerOctober 7, 2019 | 8:48pm
- Meat Watch: Meaty Petey the Toothsome AstronautBy Hamilton NolanOctober 7, 2019 | 8:17pm
- Behold, for the Hog Revolution Is NighBy Molly OsbergOctober 7, 2019 | 7:37pm
- Who Will Be the 'Blood Sacrifice' on the Succession Season Finale? Our GuessesBy SplinterOctober 7, 2019 | 7:13pm
- The Right's Freakout Over the NBA Hong Kong Scandal Is Dripping With HypocrisyBy Paul BlestOctober 7, 2019 | 6:51pm
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Pour One Out for the Instagram Activity Tab, the Best Place to Stalk Your Horny Loved OnesBy Maria ShermanOctober 7, 2019 | 6:30pm -
Are You Afraid of the Dark? You Will Be!: It's Time for Jezebel's Annual Scary Story ContestBy Maria ShermanOctober 7, 2019 | 5:20pm - I BEG YOU NOOOOOOOBy Katherine KruegerOctober 7, 2019 | 5:11pm
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It Is Better Not to Work, I ThinkBy Katie McDonoughOctober 7, 2019 | 5:00pm -
FTC Shuts Down Real Estate Seminars Endorsed by Flip or Flop StarsBy Kelly FairclothOctober 7, 2019 | 4:35pm - Trump Brain Status: Turkey, RoastedBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 7, 2019 | 4:19pm
- Homeland Security Chief Gets Gloriously Booed Off Stage by Immigration ProtestersBy Samantha GrassoOctober 7, 2019 | 3:59pm
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Let's Fight About the Trump Children and Their Succession CounterpartsBy Ashley ReeseOctober 7, 2019 | 3:42pm - Racist Team CursedBy Hamilton NolanOctober 7, 2019 | 3:34pm
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Real-Life Inspiration Behind Hustlers Is Speaking Up for Dancers 'Stiffed' by Strip Club OwnersBy Joan SummersOctober 7, 2019 | 2:37pm - Two Sides of the Same Idiot CoinBy Samantha GrassoOctober 7, 2019 | 2:33pm
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Lindsay Lohan Has Been Unmasked as a Terrible Judge on The Masked Singer AustraliaBy Maria ShermanOctober 7, 2019 | 2:26pm -
Jared And Ivanka Have This Whole Impeachment Thing Under ControlBy Esther WangOctober 7, 2019 | 2:15pm - Trump Makes Sudden, Horrifying Decision to Let Turkey Invade Northern SyriaBy Molly OsbergOctober 7, 2019 | 2:11pm
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Ja Rule Tries, Fails to Clear Up Rumor That Ashanti Sang Jennifer Lopez's 'I'm Real' VocalsBy Rich JuzwiakOctober 7, 2019 | 1:57pm - Trump Is Calling Literally Everything Treason NowBy Paul BlestOctober 7, 2019 | 1:49pm
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Elizabeth Holmes Is Now Scamming Her LawyersBy Hazel CillsOctober 7, 2019 | 1:40pm - Trump Worried How Impeachment Would Look on His 'Resume'By Rafi SchwartzOctober 7, 2019 | 1:29pm
- Your Revolting Image of the DayBy Jack MirkinsonOctober 7, 2019 | 1:09pm
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Here Is John Stamos As a Murderous French Crab ChefBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 7, 2019 | 12:32pm -
Prince Andrew Might Want to Come Up With a Better ExcuseBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 7, 2019 | 2:56am - Trump Allies Accused of More Corruption in UkraineBy Caitlin CruzOctober 7, 2019 | 2:34am
- Sure Seems Like Lindsey Graham Wants to Intimidate Whistleblowers With This InterviewBy Caitlin CruzOctober 7, 2019 | 1:31am
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A Reminder That Simone Biles Is the Greatest Athlete of Our (All?) TimeBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 7, 2019 | 1:00am -
Elton John Once Watched the Queen Slap Her Nephew in the Face While Telling Him, 'I Am the Queen'By Rebecca FishbeinOctober 6, 2019 | 11:55pm - Rudy Giuliani Seems to Think Any Paper You Grab off the Printer Is Legal DocumentBy Caitlin CruzOctober 6, 2019 | 11:35pm
- Nobody Panic: Jimmy Carter's Brow (And Body) Is Fine After Another FallBy Caitlin CruzOctober 6, 2019 | 10:04pm
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Legend of Stage and Screen Diahann Carroll Had the Most Powerful One-Shoulder Formalwear Game in the BusinessBy Emily AlfordOctober 6, 2019 | 9:30pm - Biden Donors Hold Weekend Retreat After Tough Fundraising QuarterBy David BoddigerOctober 6, 2019 | 8:20pm
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Princess Margaret Greenlit Casting Helena Bonham Carter in The Crown From Beyond the GraveBy Emily AlfordOctober 6, 2019 | 8:00pm -
A Key Witness In the Amber Guyger Murder Trial Has Been Shot to Death in DallasBy Emily AlfordOctober 6, 2019 | 7:15pm -
Phoebe Waller-Bridge's Saturday Night Live Opening Monologue Is an Excellent Indoctrination Into the Cult of Fleabag By Emily AlfordOctober 6, 2019 | 6:00pm - White House Officials and Other Republican Leaders Are in HidingBy David BoddigerOctober 6, 2019 | 5:43pm
- Holy Shit, Even Chuck Todd Has a Breaking PointBy David BoddigerOctober 6, 2019 | 3:57pm
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There's No Such Thing as a 'Good Man'By Tracy Clark-FloryOctober 6, 2019 | 1:00pm - Trump’s Latest Excuse: Rick Perry Made Me Do ItBy David BoddigerOctober 5, 2019 | 11:55pm
- Bernie Sanders Leaves Hospital, Returns to Vermont Following Heart AttackBy David BoddigerOctober 5, 2019 | 10:16pm
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Saturday Night Social: America Finally Wises Up to the Seasonal Scam That Is Candy CornBy Emily AlfordOctober 5, 2019 | 9:00pm - Trump Spends His Day at a Golf Club Attacking Mitt RomneyBy David BoddigerOctober 5, 2019 | 8:31pm
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Elton John Says He Once Hosted a Dinner Party Where Sylvester Stallone and Richard Gere Fought Over Princess DianaBy Emily AlfordOctober 5, 2019 | 8:00pm -
Elizabeth Warren Campaign Fires Senior Staffer Following Allegations of 'Inappropriate Behavior'By Emily AlfordOctober 5, 2019 | 7:00pm -
Epstein Accuser Alleges She Was Held Against Her Will on Victoria's Secret CEO Les Wexner's CompoundBy Emily AlfordOctober 5, 2019 | 6:30pm - House Democrats Subpoena White House as Part of Impeachment InquiryBy David BoddigerOctober 5, 2019 | 6:16pm
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Miley Is Moving OnBy Emily AlfordOctober 5, 2019 | 5:15pm - Another Whistleblower Comes Forward on Ukraine [UPDATED]By David BoddigerOctober 5, 2019 | 4:27pm
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And Now We've Reached the Crime Text Phase of Crime TimeBy Esther WangOctober 4, 2019 | 10:00pm - Selamat TinggalBy Jack MirkinsonOctober 4, 2019 | 9:43pm
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The Glorious Way You Broke Up With a FrenemyBy Maria ShermanOctober 4, 2019 | 9:30pm - Niall Horan’s Horny 'Nice to Meet Ya' Solidifies His Role as One Direction’s Robbie WilliamsBy Maria ShermanOctober 4, 2019 | 9:05pm
- Which Dead People Would You Dig Up and Disturb Their Eternal Rest and Bring Back to This Shitworld Just to Get Their Trump Takes?By Paul BlestOctober 4, 2019 | 8:20pm
- Sophia Chang Will Be Fucking Seen NowBy Prachi GuptaOctober 4, 2019 | 7:50pm
- This Week In Meghan McCain Brings a Play About Joe Biden in Three ActsBy Lisa FischerOctober 4, 2019 | 7:30pm
- My Unusually Difficult Time Trying to Find a Specific Clip of Emily Blunt Doing an Impression of Tom CruiseBy Aleksander ChanOctober 4, 2019 | 7:01pm
- The Border Patrol Allegedly Thinks It Can Just Ignore Court Orders NowBy Samantha GrassoOctober 4, 2019 | 6:39pm
- There's More Than One Whistleblower Worth ProtectingBy Paul BlestOctober 4, 2019 | 6:23pm
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You Don't Need a New App to Post Private Instagrams, Just Make Your Instagram More PrivateBy Hazel CillsOctober 4, 2019 | 6:23pm - Kurt Volker's Private Statement to Congress Sure Looks Bad for TrumpBy Molly OsbergOctober 4, 2019 | 6:00pm
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A Glossary of IvankismsBy Esther WangOctober 4, 2019 | 5:32pm - The Hand...the HANDBy Jack MirkinsonOctober 4, 2019 | 5:20pm
- A Truly Staggering Statistic About Joe Biden's CampaignBy Molly OsbergOctober 4, 2019 | 4:41pm
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Gal Gadot and Armie Hammer Join the 'Dangerously Sexy' Agatha Christie Murder-Mystery UniverseBy Clover HopeOctober 4, 2019 | 4:30pm - Judge Sentenced Juror to 10 Days in Jail After His Oversleeping Delayed Court by 45 MinutesBy Samantha GrassoOctober 4, 2019 | 4:19pm
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How to DIY Your Own Sexy College Admissions Crime Mom CostumeBy Maria ShermanOctober 4, 2019 | 4:00pm - This Shit Is DangerousBy Hamilton NolanOctober 4, 2019 | 3:31pm
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Are the Trolls OK?By Esther WangOctober 4, 2019 | 3:30pm -
Supreme Court Takes Up Case That Could Decide the Future of Legal Abortion [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseOctober 4, 2019 | 2:54pm - May We All Handle Batshit Trolls as Well as AOC Did HereBy Molly OsbergOctober 4, 2019 | 2:45pm
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Drugged Taylor Swift Cries Over BananaBy Joan SummersOctober 4, 2019 | 2:26pm - 'Ukraine Gas Exec' in Trump's Nickelback Meme Is Actually Just Your Average American DouchebagBy Samantha GrassoOctober 4, 2019 | 2:23pm
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Harvey Weinstein Will Be Tried in NYC Against His WishesBy Hazel CillsOctober 4, 2019 | 1:37pm - Looks Like Trump's Enormous Pressure on Ukraine Is Starting to WorkBy Paul BlestOctober 4, 2019 | 1:31pm
- The Case Is Really Really Really Not ClosedBy Molly OsbergOctober 4, 2019 | 12:59pm
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Instagram Will Now Allow Users to 'Restrict' Harassers Rather Than Blocking ThemBy Emily AlfordOctober 4, 2019 | 12:46pm - Another Immigrant Has Died in ICE Custody: 37-Year-Old Nebane AbienwiBy Caitlin CruzOctober 4, 2019 | 4:05am
- Let’s Go Through the Texts Kurt Volker Gave to the House Impeachment InquiryBy Caitlin CruzOctober 4, 2019 | 4:02am
- Former Texas Congressman Was One of the People Who Wanted Ukraine Ambassador FiredBy Caitlin CruzOctober 4, 2019 | 2:43am
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Michael Avenatti Says Stormy Daniels Still Owes Him MoneyBy Emily AlfordOctober 4, 2019 | 2:00am -
Judge Orders Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Explain Twitter to Him in CourtBy Emily AlfordOctober 4, 2019 | 1:00am - Good Riddance to Rick Perry, the Latest Official to Be Embroiled in the Impeachment InquiryBy Caitlin CruzOctober 4, 2019 | 12:16am
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Tyler Cameron Is Not The Bachelor, but He Is Once Again A BachelorBy Emily AlfordOctober 4, 2019 | 12:00am - One Person Is Dead at Washington State Retirement Home ShootingBy Caitlin CruzOctober 3, 2019 | 11:26pm
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Crime Guy Openly Admits He Wants to Do More CrimesBy Esther WangOctober 3, 2019 | 10:00pm - Former Ukraine Envoy Says Rudy Giuliani Was 'Warned' About 'Unreliable' Biden ClaimsBy Paul BlestOctober 3, 2019 | 9:03pm
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Women File Sexual Misconduct Lawsuit Against James FrancoBy Hazel CillsOctober 3, 2019 | 8:49pm -
Is This Handmaid's Tale Wedding Portrait Too On the Nose?By Joan SummersOctober 3, 2019 | 8:36pm - World's Biggest Dipshits Hilariously Mangle Hit Job on Elizabeth WarrenBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 3, 2019 | 8:17pm
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What’s the Story Behind This Egirl Face? An InvestigationBy Maria ShermanOctober 3, 2019 | 8:00pm - Trump Tries Out Wild New Conspiracy Theory to Explain Away His TroublesBy Katherine KruegerOctober 3, 2019 | 7:53pm
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The Perverse Spectacle of Black ForgivenessBy Ashley ReeseOctober 3, 2019 | 7:12pm - Mya Is Accepting DMs If You Have a 'Case of the Ex'By Pilar EnseñatOctober 3, 2019 | 7:00pm
- Bob Woodward Moderated a #MeToo Discussion and My God Was It a ShitshowBy Samantha GrassoOctober 3, 2019 | 6:00pm
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The Muffs Mastermind Kim Shattuck, Who Possessed the Greatest Scream in LA Punk, Has DiedBy Maria ShermanOctober 3, 2019 | 5:20pm