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Tell Us About Your Silliest RegretBy Maria ShermanSeptember 27, 2019 | 10:00pm - Christina Aguilera's 'Haunted Heart' Puts the Camp in VampBy Maria ShermanSeptember 27, 2019 | 9:30pm
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Goodbye to Anna Merlan, Finally Skulking Into the Night Where She BelongsBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdSeptember 27, 2019 | 9:05pm -
Who Do You LoveBy Anna MerlanSeptember 27, 2019 | 9:00pm - This Is the Horniest Anyone Has Ever BeenBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 27, 2019 | 8:10pm
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The Many Dons of Don Jr.By Ashley ReeseSeptember 27, 2019 | 7:35pm -
They're Making Jonah Hill Play the Riddler in The BatmanBy Megan ReynoldsSeptember 27, 2019 | 7:00pm -
Please Paint Me Like Sarah Jessica Parker in This Sexy Milkmaid DressBy Joan SummersSeptember 27, 2019 | 6:40pm - Groundhog Day But About Congress Canceling Trump's Emergency Border DeclarationBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 27, 2019 | 6:37pm
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Let's Move to This Tasteful Ancient Manor HouseBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 27, 2019 | 6:15pm -
The Death of Dick Long Is Packing a Shocking TwistBy Rich JuzwiakSeptember 27, 2019 | 6:00pm - This Week in Meghan McCain Brings the Possibility That She May One Day Be FiredBy Lisa FischerSeptember 27, 2019 | 5:30pm
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A Hollow Play of Sound and Fury, Signifying NothingBy Emily AlfordSeptember 27, 2019 | 4:30pm - Harvard Is a Hedge Fund, Which Is The Problem With This Fucked Up CountryBy Hamilton NolanSeptember 27, 2019 | 4:21pm
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Stone Age Parents Used Sippy Cups, TooBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 27, 2019 | 4:15pm -
Never Do This to Tom Holland Again!By Clover HopeSeptember 27, 2019 | 4:01pm - White House Admits They Did the (Other) Bad ThingBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 27, 2019 | 3:59pm
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The End of Bojack Horseman Is Near, and It Really Looks Like Things Are Going to Work Out This TimeBy Maria ShermanSeptember 27, 2019 | 3:50pm - Woman Working to End Sexual Assault at the VA Says She Was Assaulted at VA HospitalBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 27, 2019 | 3:39pm
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Al Franken Still Thinks He's the VictimBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 27, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Justin and Hailey Bieber Kick Off Wedding Festivities by Terrorizing Hotel GuestsBy Joan SummersSeptember 27, 2019 | 2:22pm - The Mistake the Democratic Leadership Can't Stop MakingBy Paul BlestSeptember 27, 2019 | 2:17pm
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Unraveling the Mystery of a Mannequin From the Movie Mannequin, Now on Display at a Philadelphia MallBy Dan McQuadeSeptember 27, 2019 | 2:00pm -
The Fake Meats are Fighting!By Maria ShermanSeptember 27, 2019 | 1:40pm -
Which Mattress Startup Will Sponsor Rudy Giuliani's New Podcast?By Esther WangSeptember 27, 2019 | 1:33pm - In Know My Name, the Whole Story Is the Hardest to TellBy Megan ReynoldsSeptember 27, 2019 | 1:00pm
- Trump Administration Chooses This Moment to Unveil Yet Another Cruel Immigration PolicyBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 27, 2019 | 12:55pm
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Long Island Teacher Reportedly Asked Students to Provide Funny Captions for Images of SlaveryBy Emily AlfordSeptember 27, 2019 | 12:30pm - There’s Video of Trump Riffing on Executing the WhistleblowerBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 27, 2019 | 2:55am
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Trump Administration Will Cap Refugee Acceptance at Just 18,000By Emily AlfordSeptember 27, 2019 | 2:30am - This Is a Blog Making Fun of The New York Times Opinion Star Wars VideoBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 27, 2019 | 1:45am
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Helen Mirren Now Travels By ManservantBy Emily AlfordSeptember 27, 2019 | 1:30am -
Miley Cyrus Is a 'Bratty Millennial' According to Her MotherBy Emily AlfordSeptember 27, 2019 | 12:31am - This Fox News Meltdown Has EVERYTHING: On-Air Feuds, ‘Management Bedlam,’ and Paul RyanBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 27, 2019 | 12:16am
- Federal Immigration Office Using Google Translate To Investigate Immigrants' Social Media PostsBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 26, 2019 | 10:08pm
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Rudy Giuliani Would Like to Clarify That He Is Actually a Hero and Not a Crime GuyBy Esther WangSeptember 26, 2019 | 10:00pm - Washington's Biggest Idiots Offer $50K Reward to Expose Whistleblower's IdentityBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 26, 2019 | 9:27pm
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I'm With Whistleblow(Her)*By Megan ReynoldsSeptember 26, 2019 | 8:20pm -
Girl Ultra Is Making 'the R&B Album Mexico Has Never Had'By Ecleen Luzmila CaraballoSeptember 26, 2019 | 8:00pm -
'I Told You That Lady Was Crazy!' It's The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 12 TrailerBy Joan SummersSeptember 26, 2019 | 7:32pm - Trump Unloads on Whistleblower 'Spy' and 'Scum' Reporters to Room Full of FriendsBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 26, 2019 | 6:35pm
- Fuck It, Let's Sacrifice to OdinBy Molly OsbergSeptember 26, 2019 | 6:13pm
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'The Patriarchy Is Going Down': Mexican Women Are Rising UpBy Chantal FloresSeptember 26, 2019 | 5:00pm - Good God It's Come to ThisBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 26, 2019 | 4:45pm
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Aunt Becky's Crime Visor Returns!By Joan SummersSeptember 26, 2019 | 4:45pm -
Rich People Have Bad Taste and Don’t Like Antiques Anymore, so They Should Give Them to MeBy Maria ShermanSeptember 26, 2019 | 4:30pm - Man Joe Biden Is Really Not Having a Great WeekBy Paul BlestSeptember 26, 2019 | 4:19pm
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James Deen Cut From Porn Film Titled ConsentBy Tracy Clark-FlorySeptember 26, 2019 | 3:30pm -
Stories About My BrotherBy Prachi GuptaSeptember 26, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Comrade Bethenny Frankel Doesn't Think Your SoulCycle Protest MattersBy Joan SummersSeptember 26, 2019 | 2:40pm - Here's an Unhinged Devin Nunes Talking About Trump NudesBy Molly OsbergSeptember 26, 2019 | 2:37pm
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The Whistleblower Complaint Arrives Just in Time for Treason SeasonBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 26, 2019 | 2:29pm -
Kirsten Dunst Is Down to Bring It On Again… AgainBy Maria ShermanSeptember 26, 2019 | 2:20pm -
And Here We Have the Fake-Real Pee TapeBy Esther WangSeptember 26, 2019 | 2:09pm -
'Time to Get Weird': The Masked Singer ReturnsBy Rich JuzwiakSeptember 26, 2019 | 1:49pm - Here's the Whistleblower Complaint at the Heart of Trump's Ukraine ScandalBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 26, 2019 | 1:03pm
- Cardi B Says She Was Sexually Harassed During a Magazine ShootBy Lauren EvansSeptember 26, 2019 | 12:32pm
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Amal Clooney Goes After Trump For Endangering JournalistsBy Lauren EvansSeptember 26, 2019 | 3:40am - U.S. Makes Deal to Deport Asylum Seekers to Country It Recently Helped Make More DangerousBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 26, 2019 | 3:15am
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The Inventor of the Labradoodle Is Filled With RegretBy Lauren EvansSeptember 26, 2019 | 2:30am - Majority of House Members Support Move Toward Trump Impeachment, FinallyBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 26, 2019 | 1:00am
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Brad Pitt May Be Dating a Spiritual Healer But They Also May Just Be FriendsBy Lauren EvansSeptember 26, 2019 | 12:15am - The Trump-Ukraine Affair Involves Ashton Kutcher NowBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 25, 2019 | 11:20pm
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Trump Is in the Emo Phase of His PresidencyBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 25, 2019 | 9:48pm - A Guide to the Trump-Ukraine Scandal for Anyone Who's Only Been Paying Half AttentionBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 25, 2019 | 8:55pm
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Is This Shoe Ok? Ancuta Sarca’s Upcycled, Environmentally-Friendly Sneaker Kitten HeelsBy Maria ShermanSeptember 25, 2019 | 6:30pm - Trump Reportedly Can't Believe This Isn't WorkingBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 25, 2019 | 6:05pm
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This Week In Tabloids: Reese Witherspoon Is Still Testifying in Ryan Philippe's Domestic Violence TrialBy Joan SummersSeptember 25, 2019 | 5:05pm - White House Owns Self Again by Accidentally Sending Ukraine Talking Points to DemocratsBy Molly OsbergSeptember 25, 2019 | 4:45pm
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This World Is Not Bullshit Anymore, 'It’s the Bull Who Ate That Shit and Then Shit It Out Again'By Maria ShermanSeptember 25, 2019 | 4:38pm - Of Course Fox News Already Found a Way to Defend Trump's Ukraine CallBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 25, 2019 | 4:20pm
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Plácido Domingo: The Brilliant ‘Cash Cow’ the Met Opera Protected—Until It Cost Them Too MuchBy Tracy Clark-FlorySeptember 25, 2019 | 4:00pm - Start a New Union For Tech Workers. Please.By Hamilton NolanSeptember 25, 2019 | 3:45pm
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The Brilliant Simplicity of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's New 'A Just Society' ProposalBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 25, 2019 | 3:40pm -
The U.K. Will Now Define 'Mother' as a Man or Woman Who Gives BirthBy Maria ShermanSeptember 25, 2019 | 3:18pm -
Who Is That? Extremely Accurate Predictions for The Masked Singer Season 2By Lisa FischerSeptember 25, 2019 | 3:00pm - In What World Was This Supposed to Prove Trump's Innocence?By Rafi SchwartzSeptember 25, 2019 | 2:34pm
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Sailor Brinkley-Cook Thinks Everyone Needs 'More Love,' Especially Wendy WilliamsBy Joan SummersSeptember 25, 2019 | 2:20pm - Pete Buttigieg Ruins Beautiful Animal Moment With Horrible PolicyBy Molly OsbergSeptember 25, 2019 | 2:05pm
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Please, Can We Stop With the Vape Panic?By Esther WangSeptember 25, 2019 | 1:59pm -
Warner Bros. Wants People to Know the Joker Film Isn't an 'Endorsement of Real-World Violence'By Maria ShermanSeptember 25, 2019 | 1:35pm - Here Comes Ivanka With Whatever This IsBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 25, 2019 | 1:31pm
- Rashida Tlaib Was Right All AlongBy Paul BlestSeptember 25, 2019 | 1:10pm
- Boris Johnson Is Doing Great!By Katherine KruegerSeptember 25, 2019 | 12:46pm
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Convicted Rapist Bill Cosby Owes $2.75M in Legal FeesBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 25, 2019 | 12:30pm - Vox Media Announces Merger With New York MediaBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 25, 2019 | 3:40am
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Accused Sexual Harasser Placido Domingo Withdraws From Met OperaBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 25, 2019 | 3:00am - Chipotle Workers Walk Out Over Labor ComplaintsBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 25, 2019 | 1:50am
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It's Official: Blue Ivy Is a Cultural IconBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 25, 2019 | 12:55am -
Lana Del Rey Is Dating a CopBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 24, 2019 | 11:55pm - Looks Like It's Time for Everyone to Put Nancy Pelosi on the Highest Pedestal PossibleBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 24, 2019 | 11:25pm
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Bad Internet on the RiseBy Katie McDonoughSeptember 24, 2019 | 10:04pm