- Elizabeth Warren Gets Stuck at the Losers' TableBy Jack MirkinsonJune 14, 2019 | 5:07pm
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead Is Still (Right) on Top (of That Rose)By Rich JuzwiakJune 14, 2019 | 5:00pm - Nothing But Respect for MY First Lady (The Flag)By Molly OsbergJune 14, 2019 | 4:36pm
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In New Song, Taylor Swift Yells Down From Her $10,000,000 Apartment: 'You’re Being Too Loud!'By Joan SummersJune 14, 2019 | 4:00pm - Border Patrol Kept Teen Mother and Her Premature Baby in CagesBy Nick MartinJune 14, 2019 | 3:49pm
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The Harriet Tubman $20 Bill Was Nearly Done, Then Trump HappenedBy Kelly FairclothJune 14, 2019 | 3:45pm -
I Refuse to Believe That Melania Is a 'Fun' BossBy Ashley ReeseJune 14, 2019 | 3:30pm - Seems Like the Harriet Tubman Bill Was Pretty Far Along Before Steven Mnuchin Pulled the PlugBy Samantha GrassoJune 14, 2019 | 3:25pm
- GQ and How Not to Talk About Men’s BodiesBy Paul BlestJune 14, 2019 | 3:00pm
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I Love Flip-Flops NowBy Megan ReynoldsJune 14, 2019 | 2:55pm - The Minimum Wage Is Not a Difficult ConceptBy Libby WatsonJune 14, 2019 | 2:38pm
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Britney Spears Gets Permanent Restraining Order Against Former Manager, Posts a Video of Her New ClosetBy Joan SummersJune 14, 2019 | 2:25pm - If Uber Wants It, It's BadBy Hamilton NolanJune 14, 2019 | 2:15pm
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Emmy Awards Might Also Go Host-Less, Since Nothing MattersBy Frida GarzaJune 14, 2019 | 1:51pm - Fox & Friends Tries Really Hard to Goad Trump Into War With IranBy Molly OsbergJune 14, 2019 | 1:44pm
- Trump Campaign Declares It Will Do Collusion on a 'Case by Case Basis'By Paul BlestJune 14, 2019 | 1:26pm
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The Lost Women of ChernobylBy Kelly FairclothJune 14, 2019 | 1:00pm -
Rosé Berries Are an AbominationBy Emily AlfordJune 14, 2019 | 12:30pm - For the Love of God, Stop Glamorizing These PeopleBy Sophie WeinerJune 14, 2019 | 12:16pm
- Michael Avenatti Allegedly Stole $4 Million From a Paraplegic ClientBy Sophie WeinerJune 14, 2019 | 2:45am
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Frida Kahlo's Only Known Voice Recording May Have Been FoundBy Emily AlfordJune 14, 2019 | 2:00am - New York Gets Rid of Religious Exemptions for VaccinesBy Sophie WeinerJune 14, 2019 | 1:10am
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A Valedictorian Gave the Speech We All Wrote in Our Heads Every Shitty Day of High SchoolBy Emily AlfordJune 14, 2019 | 1:00am -
Jennifer Lawrence Is 'Too Lazy' to be a BridezillaBy Emily AlfordJune 14, 2019 | 12:00am - The Vaping Congressman's Wife Has FlippedBy Sophie WeinerJune 13, 2019 | 11:40pm
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Kellyanne Conway Is Officially a 'Repeat Offender'By Prachi GuptaJune 13, 2019 | 10:30pm -
Jodie Is Finally Getting the Spotlight She Deserves In a Daria Spinoff Voiced by Tracee Ellis RossBy Ashley ReeseJune 13, 2019 | 9:30pm - Let's Remember Some of Sarah Huckabee Sanders' Very Worst MomentsBy Rafi SchwartzJune 13, 2019 | 9:20pm
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What the Hell Are We Supposed to Do With This New Research About Breast Milk?By Prachi GuptaJune 13, 2019 | 9:00pm - A Bird Done a ShitBy Libby WatsonJune 13, 2019 | 8:51pm
- Huck OffBy Rafi SchwartzJune 13, 2019 | 8:23pm
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Holy Shit, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is OutBy Ashley ReeseJune 13, 2019 | 8:17pm -
For Chris Evans's Birthday, Jezebel Updated Its Ranking of Hollywood ChrisesBy Frida GarzaJune 13, 2019 | 8:05pm - Republican Leader Insists Trump Definitely Didn't Say the Thing He Definitely SaidBy Rafi SchwartzJune 13, 2019 | 7:38pm
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The Fault Lines of the Georgia Abortion Boycott DebateBy Prachi GuptaJune 13, 2019 | 7:00pm - Rich People Sad, Hook It to My VeinsBy Libby WatsonJune 13, 2019 | 6:04pm
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Jezebel Investigates: Does DJ Pauly D Use Hyaluronic Acid?By Joan SummersJune 13, 2019 | 6:00pm - White House Melts Down After Government Watchdog Urges Kellyanne Conway Be FiredBy Samantha GrassoJune 13, 2019 | 5:22pm
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Paula Abdul Keeps Talking About Surviving a Plane Crash for Which No Record ExistsBy Rich JuzwiakJune 13, 2019 | 5:00pm - Explaining Marianne Williamson, the Good Witch Who Cursed MeBy Clio ChangJune 13, 2019 | 4:30pm
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Let He Among Us Who Wore the Chuck E. Cheese Costume Cast the First StoneBy Joan SummersJune 13, 2019 | 4:00pm - Fox & Friends Split Over Whether Trump Should Do CollusionBy Samantha GrassoJune 13, 2019 | 3:46pm
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When the Truth Is Hard to WatchBy Cate YoungJune 13, 2019 | 3:45pm -
Prosecutor in Central Park 5 Case Steps Down From Teaching Position at Columbia Law SchoolBy Frida GarzaJune 13, 2019 | 3:30pm - Trump Keeps Sticking Cities With the Bills for His MAGA RalliesBy Nick MartinJune 13, 2019 | 3:15pm
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Smarm Man Nicholas Sparks Didn't Want a Club for Gay Students at His Private Prep SchoolBy Kelly FairclothJune 13, 2019 | 3:15pm -
Legislative Staffer Describes Meeting With Jessica Biel and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as They Lobbied to Kill a Bill Tightening Vaccine ExemptionsBy Anna MerlanJune 13, 2019 | 3:00pm - The Progressive Group Behind AOC's Win Finds Its First 2020 TargetBy Libby WatsonJune 13, 2019 | 2:51pm
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Congratulations to the 5 Old Men Who Just Declared Their City a Sanctuary 'for the Unborn'By Frida GarzaJune 13, 2019 | 2:30pm - The Only Thing Worse Than Nancy Pelosi's Case Against Impeachment Is Her SupportersBy Paul BlestJune 13, 2019 | 2:29pm
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Weakling Justin Bieber Apologizes to Perceived Strong Man Tom CruiseBy Joan SummersJune 13, 2019 | 2:05pm -
Women Get Quietly Photoshopped Into Photo of Exclusively Male Tech ExecutivesBy Hazel CillsJune 13, 2019 | 1:50pm - President to America: Look at Big Boy Plane Mommy!By Rafi SchwartzJune 13, 2019 | 1:09pm
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'People Rise to the Occasion:' How Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Office Makes an 'Unusual' Parental Leave Policy WorkBy Tracy Clark-FloryJune 13, 2019 | 1:00pm -
Bryan Singer Has Agreed to Pay $150,000 to Settle Rape CaseBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 13, 2019 | 12:30pm - Family of Trans Woman Who Died After Six Weeks in ICE Custody Plans to SueBy Sophie WeinerJune 13, 2019 | 12:27pm
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Ex-Stanford Coach Involved in College Admissions Scandal Sentenced to One Whole Day in PrisonBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 13, 2019 | 3:05am -
Hope Hicks Agrees to Possibly Tattle on TrumpBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 13, 2019 | 1:15am - Suspect in Louisiana Black Church Arsons Charged With Federal Hate CrimesBy Sophie WeinerJune 13, 2019 | 12:10am
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Courtney Love Once Had a Surprisingly Boring Encounter With Kurt Cobain's GhostBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 12, 2019 | 11:55pm - Trump Brain Status: Teflon PanBy Sophie WeinerJune 12, 2019 | 11:30pm
- Neo-Nazi Site Hit With $4.1 Million Fine in Defamation LawsuitBy Sophie WeinerJune 12, 2019 | 10:50pm
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Do You Hear That? It's the Sound of Wedding Bells for Cory Booker (Maybe)By Ashley ReeseJune 12, 2019 | 10:30pm - Who’s Buying What Bernie’s Selling?By Molly OsbergJune 12, 2019 | 10:01pm
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People Are Already Clutching Their Pearls About HBO's New Series Euphoria and Its 30 PenisesBy Ashley ReeseJune 12, 2019 | 10:00pm -
Let's All Watch This Congresswoman Call Her Republican Colleagues 'Sex-Starved Males'By Frida GarzaJune 12, 2019 | 9:41pm - Congresswoman Calls Out GOP 'Sex-Starved Male' Colleagues and All Hell Breaks LooseBy Samantha GrassoJune 12, 2019 | 9:12pm
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Let's Contemplate the Notion of a Luxury C-Section Viewing GalleryBy Kelly FairclothJune 12, 2019 | 9:00pm - AOC Goes Off on the White House for Ignoring CongressBy Rafi SchwartzJune 12, 2019 | 8:08pm
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The Standard for a 'Good' Man Is Truly Very LowBy Frida GarzaJune 12, 2019 | 8:00pm - An Ode to the All That Loud LibrarianBy Lisa FischerJune 12, 2019 | 7:00pm
- Ted Cruz Can't Stop Creeping on AOCBy Paul BlestJune 12, 2019 | 6:37pm
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Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk's Relationship, As Told by People Magazine HeadlinesBy Joan SummersJune 12, 2019 | 6:00pm - Florida Governor Snubs LGBTQ Community on Eve of Pulse Shooting AnniversaryBy Samantha GrassoJune 12, 2019 | 5:51pm
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The Familiar Tragedy of Layleen Polanco's DeathBy Molly OsbergJune 12, 2019 | 5:45pm -
This Week In Tabloids: Tori Spelling 'Regrets' Selling Her Secrets In Interview With Magazine She Sold Them ToBy Joan SummersJune 12, 2019 | 5:00pm - Sinclair Weatherman Allegedly Fired After Criticizing Bullshit Storm Code PolicyBy Samantha GrassoJune 12, 2019 | 4:37pm
- GROSS AUGH BLECH EWWWWWWBy Jack MirkinsonJune 12, 2019 | 4:15pm
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Anti-Abortion Group Has Found a New Imagined Adversary in PinterestBy Tracy Clark-FloryJune 12, 2019 | 4:00pm - Trump Moves to Cover Up the Details of His Racist Census PlanBy Rafi SchwartzJune 12, 2019 | 3:49pm
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Well, Here's Jessica Biel Apparently Lobbying California Lawmakers Alongside Anti-Vaccine Activist Robert F. Kennedy Jr.By Anna MerlanJune 12, 2019 | 3:30pm - Nobody Knows What Socialism MeansBy Hamilton NolanJune 12, 2019 | 3:00pm
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The Secret History of the Literature of ReformBy Haley MlotekJune 12, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Miley Cyrus Says Sorry For Her Stupid Comment on Not Liking Rap AnymoreBy Frida GarzaJune 12, 2019 | 2:45pm - Immigrant Children Will Reportedly Be Housed at a Former Japanese Internment CampBy Libby WatsonJune 12, 2019 | 2:40pm
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Wendy Williams Is a Grown-Ass Woman Doing Grown-Ass ThingsBy Joan SummersJune 12, 2019 | 2:20pm - Jury Can't Convict Activist on Trial for Leaving Migrants Water in the DesertBy Molly OsbergJune 12, 2019 | 2:15pm
- New York Landlords HATE This New Housing BillBy Paul BlestJune 12, 2019 | 1:53pm
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Like You, President Trump Stans 'a Work-Life Balance Queen'By Ashley ReeseJune 12, 2019 | 1:45pm - Republicans Are Reportedly Starting to Freak Out About Texas in 2020By Rafi SchwartzJune 12, 2019 | 1:35pm
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Band-Aids Don't Fix Bullet Holes, But I Guess Cookies DoBy Hazel CillsJune 12, 2019 | 1:15pm -
Chernobyl Show Creator Asks That People Stop Taking Sultry Selfies at Nuclear Disaster SiteBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 12, 2019 | 12:45pm - Border Patrol Is Detaining People Under a Texas Bridge in Horrible Conditions AgainBy Sophie WeinerJune 12, 2019 | 12:43pm
- Why Are Men at the Gym Wearing Dick Towels? Jezebel InvestigatesBy Tracy Clark-FloryJune 12, 2019 | 12:30pm
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Russian Doll Season 2 Is Happening, Sweet Birthday BabiesBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 12, 2019 | 3:05am -
Linda Fairstein Claims When They See Us Portrayal Is 'An Outright Fabrication'By Rebecca FishbeinJune 12, 2019 | 1:15am - Private Border Wall Funded By MAGA Idiots Ordered to Keep Gate OpenBy Sophie WeinerJune 12, 2019 | 12:40am
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Single Bradley Cooper Washes Hair, Hits the Town, As Single People DoBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 11, 2019 | 11:50pm - Colorado Gun Nuts Are Trying to Recall a Democratic State LegislatorBy Sophie WeinerJune 11, 2019 | 11:20pm
- Steve King Was Brutally Rejected By Trump in IowaBy Sophie WeinerJune 11, 2019 | 10:55pm
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Join Me in a Thought Exercise About Being Married to Mitch McConnellBy Katie McDonoughJune 11, 2019 | 10:00pm - The Gloves Are Off in the Race for Grumpiest Old ManBy Paul BlestJune 11, 2019 | 9:57pm
- Tree Dead, Long Live TreeBy Samantha GrassoJune 11, 2019 | 9:15pm
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Drake's 'Erotic Watch' Declares It's Pussy-Eating TimeBy Megan ReynoldsJune 11, 2019 | 9:00pm -
Shouldn't This Sheep Shorn by the Duchess of Cambridge Be Screaming Like a Human?By Megan ReynoldsJune 11, 2019 | 8:20pm - Pete Buttigieg in 60 Seconds: He's Somehow Still Polling WellBy Clio ChangJune 11, 2019 | 7:00pm
- Trump Waves Around Piece of Paper as Proof of Super-Secret Agreement With MexicoBy Rafi SchwartzJune 11, 2019 | 6:45pm
- Don't You DARE Ask Nancy Pelosi Questions About TrumpBy Katherine KruegerJune 11, 2019 | 6:19pm