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- A Field Guide to the Non-Hillary Clintons At Tonight's Democratic DebateBy Anna MerlanOctober 13, 2015 | 4:30pm
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- Sure Enough, Law and Order: SVU Is Doing a Duggar Episode By Kelly FairclothOctober 13, 2015 | 4:10pm
- T.I.: 'Not to be Sexist But,' Women Are Too Emotional to Be PresidentBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdOctober 13, 2015 | 3:35pm
- The Rise and Fall of Trading Spaces, the Home Design Show That Ruled the WorldBy Kate DriesOctober 13, 2015 | 3:30pm
- Woman Sues 12-Year-Old Nephew For $127K Because His Aggressive Hug Led to a Broken Wrist By Mark ShrayberOctober 13, 2015 | 3:15pm
- Sad Dancing With The Stars Diaries: Paula Deen Finally Gets to the Panty Flashing & Semen JokesBy Joanna RothkopfOctober 13, 2015 | 2:49pm
- Quentin Tarantino Feels Oppressed by 'Black Critics,' Should Sit the Hell DownBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdOctober 13, 2015 | 2:30pm
- Charlize Theron Is Playing an Action Role Originally Meant for a ManBy Clover HopeOctober 13, 2015 | 2:15pm
- Amber Rose and Blac Chyna’s Reality Show Was Canceled Because Kim Kardashian Made a Phone CallBy Bobby FingerOctober 13, 2015 | 1:50pm
- Hillary Clinton Stands Outside Donald Trump's Casino, Talks Trash About Donald Trump By Kelly FairclothOctober 13, 2015 | 1:15pm
- Oregon Court Upholds Convictions of Couple Who Sought 'Faith Healing' Instead of Doctor for BabyBy Anna MerlanOctober 13, 2015 | 1:05pm
- God Answers PrayerBy Anna MerlanOctober 13, 2015 | 12:00pm
- Study Says People Who Take Coffee Black Have Psychopathic TendenciesBy Marie LodiOctober 13, 2015 | 3:45am
- Playboy Loses the Playboy Within: The Magazine Will No Longer Feature NudesBy Kate DriesOctober 13, 2015 | 3:00am
- Chrissy Teigen and John Legend Are Going to Have a BabyBy Marie LodiOctober 13, 2015 | 2:15am
- Qdoba Unveils 'the Quentessa,' a Hot, Imaginary Woman Who Loves QdobaBy Marie LodiOctober 13, 2015 | 1:30am
- Odd Couple Rihanna and Miranda July Love Each Other's Eyeballs By Madeleine DaviesOctober 13, 2015 | 12:00am
- Iggy Azalea Has Nothing to Do With Rita Ora's Terrible Ideas, Ok? By Kara BrownOctober 12, 2015 | 11:30pm
- Nothing Says 'I Love Me' More Than a Bedazzled Selfie Stick at Your WeddingBy Clover HopeOctober 12, 2015 | 10:15pm
- Pyro, Confetti and Deep Lust with BIGBANG, South Korea's Greatest Boy BandBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdOctober 12, 2015 | 10:10pm
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- Carly Fiorina Loses Poll Bump, Probably for Lying Her Head off About Planned ParenthoodBy Anna MerlanOctober 12, 2015 | 9:15pm
- Donald Trump Manages to Insult and Interrupt Multiple Audience Members During SpeechBy Joanna RothkopfOctober 12, 2015 | 9:10pm
- California Passes Law Banning Teams From Using 'Redskins' MascotBy Joanna RothkopfOctober 12, 2015 | 8:50pm
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- Lion-Killing Dentist Won't Face Charges, Is 'Free to Visit Zimbabwe as a Tourist'By Bobby FingerOctober 12, 2015 | 8:10pm
- Confederate Group Objects to MLK Monument Because He's Not a 'Confederate Hero'By Anna MerlanOctober 12, 2015 | 7:40pm
- Watch First Lady Bess Truman Be Thwarted in Her Attempt to Christen an AirplaneBy Kelly FairclothOctober 12, 2015 | 7:30pm
- Open Thread: Is It Ethical to Shop Columbus Day Sales?By Kara BrownOctober 12, 2015 | 7:15pm
- Raven-Symoné Apologizes; Dad Confirms That 'She Says Some Dumb Shit'By Clover HopeOctober 12, 2015 | 7:05pm
- Why Puff Daddy's 'Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down' Was the Most Important Rap Song of 1997By Shea SerranoOctober 12, 2015 | 6:20pm
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- Thirsty-Ass CNN Has an Extra Debate Podium for Non-Candidate Joe BidenBy Kara BrownOctober 12, 2015 | 6:00pm
- Let Amy Poehler Inspire You With Her Cover of 'The Rose'By Mark ShrayberOctober 12, 2015 | 6:00pm
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- Notable Moments in White People Taking Credit For Discovering Things (Columbusing)By Kara BrownOctober 12, 2015 | 5:00pm
- Beauty Competitions of the 1930s Were All About Hot and Sexy AnklesBy Mark ShrayberOctober 12, 2015 | 5:00pm
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- Woman Has Bad IdeaBy Clover HopeOctober 12, 2015 | 4:15pm
- Say Farewell to Blake Lively's Preserve on This Columbus DayBy Kelly FairclothOctober 12, 2015 | 3:45pm
- The Unauthorized Melrose Place Story Was Surprisingly Un-ScandalousBy Marie LodiOctober 12, 2015 | 3:40pm
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- Quiz: Which Child Star Looks Like Kid Rock Now?By Bobby FingerOctober 12, 2015 | 2:50pm
- California Crisis Pregnancy Centers Sue Over Medical License, Abortion Disclosure LawBy Anna MerlanOctober 12, 2015 | 2:30pm
- UT-Austin Students Protest Open Carry Law By Strapping Dildos to Their BagsBy Joanna RothkopfOctober 12, 2015 | 2:05pm
- Report: Taylor Swift Broke Up With Calvin Harris Because He Got a Happy Ending at a Massage ParlorBy Bobby FingerOctober 12, 2015 | 1:35pm
- Aerosmith to Donald Trump: You Can Dream On, But Don't Use Our Goddamn Song to Do It By Anna MerlanOctober 12, 2015 | 1:25pm
- Police: Do Not Ride Your 'Hoverboard' Around the Streets of London By Kelly FairclothOctober 12, 2015 | 1:00pm
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- Ex-Pageant Queen Accused of Making and Distributing Child PornBy Marie LodiOctober 11, 2015 | 11:00pm
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- Go Ahead, New Moms: Be a Little Cliquey By Tracy MooreOctober 11, 2015 | 6:45pm
- Taylor Swift Is the Queen of Instagram By Stassa EdwardsOctober 11, 2015 | 6:00pm
- Donald Trump on Oregon Shooting: 'The Result Would've Been Better' if Somebody 'Had a Gun'By Stassa EdwardsOctober 11, 2015 | 4:25pm
- Amy Schumer Hosted SNL, Parodied Gun Enthusiasts and Planned Parenthood Videos By Stassa EdwardsOctober 11, 2015 | 3:15pm
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- Watchdog Group With Nothing Better to Do Sues the FDA For Not Declaring Salt A Menace to SocietyBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 11, 2015 | 6:25am
- We've Apparently Lost Half the Fish in the Ocean in the Last 45 YearsBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 11, 2015 | 5:53am
- Saturday Night Social: a Will Ferrell-Themed Bar Now ExistsBy Marie LodiOctober 10, 2015 | 11:00pm
- Robbery Suspect Uses Uber to Make His GetawayBy Marie LodiOctober 10, 2015 | 10:15pm
- Obama Offers Advice to President Wannabe Kanye WestBy Marie LodiOctober 10, 2015 | 9:30pm
- Merciless Judge Sentences Domestic Violence Victim for Not TestifyingBy Marie LodiOctober 10, 2015 | 8:30pm
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- Claire McCaskill Successfully Baits Trolls With Cruella De Vil Costume By Stassa EdwardsOctober 10, 2015 | 5:35pm
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- Hormel Creates Spam Snack Treats Because They Are the DevilBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 10, 2015 | 6:30am
- Man Escapes After Sexually Assaulting Woman, Stabbing Four People at Baltimore RestaurantBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 10, 2015 | 6:02am
- Terrible Chicago Bar Offering Free Beer When the Cardinals Homer Off the CubsBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 10, 2015 | 5:30am
- The Martian Gets Called Out for WhitewashingBy Clover HopeOctober 10, 2015 | 12:00am
- Channing Tatum Embraces His Block-Shaped HeadBy Kara BrownOctober 9, 2015 | 11:40pm
- Please Don't Ask Natalie Dormer How It Feels to Look Like Kermit's New Pig GirlfriendBy Bobby FingerOctober 9, 2015 | 11:20pm
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- Captive Orca Breeding Banned at SeaWorld San DiegoBy Ellie ShechetOctober 9, 2015 | 9:55pm
- Raven-Symoné Must Be ExiledBy Clover HopeOctober 9, 2015 | 9:20pm
- Jesus Fucking Christ, Ben CarsonBy Joanna RothkopfOctober 9, 2015 | 9:10pm
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- What Publicity-Loving Ghost Hunters Looked Like in 1953By Kelly FairclothOctober 9, 2015 | 8:00pm
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- Shocker: Empire's Fave Teen Vixen Becky G Does Not Sweat in New Video About SweatingBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdOctober 9, 2015 | 7:45pm
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- Saudi Employer Allegedly Cut Off Indian Domestic Maid's Arm After She Complained to Police About AbuseBy Mark ShrayberOctober 9, 2015 | 6:40pm
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