- Thanks to State Budget Cuts, Pregnant Teens Aren’t Getting Enough Educational SupportBy Doug BarryNovember 23, 2012 | 8:00pm
- Holiday Gift Guide: What to Buy Your Smug Married FriendsBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 23, 2012 | 7:15pm
- Two Westerners Are Sentenced to Three Months in a Dubai Jail After Allegedly Sexing Up the Back of a TaxiBy Doug BarryNovember 23, 2012 | 6:30pm
- Funny or Die Is Casting a Paula Broadwell Look-A-Like for a Mock Sex TapeBy Doug BarryNovember 23, 2012 | 5:45pm
- Helen Mirren Totally Groped Jessica Biel at the Hitchcock PremiereBy Doug BarryNovember 23, 2012 | 5:15pm
- A Member of Pussy Riot Has Been Transferred to Solitary ConfinementBy Doug BarryNovember 23, 2012 | 4:30pm
- By Doug BarryNovember 23, 2012 | 4:15pm
- Halle Berry’s Ex-Husband and Current Fiancé Come to Blows and Ruin ThanksgivingBy Doug BarryNovember 23, 2012 | 3:45pm
- Anthropologie: Holiday Shopping for the People You HateBy Laura BeckNovember 23, 2012 | 3:00pm
- Turkey Day Sign-Off: You Find the Busy BeeBy Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 11:30pm
- Study Suggests That Sex During Pregnancy Doesn’t Induce Labor Even Though It’s Still a Good FuntivityBy Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 10:45pm
- Wild Sex Is the Sexiest Animal Sex Web Series AroundBy Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 10:00pm
- The Ultimate Gift Guide for Crafty DIY-ersBy Jenna SauersNovember 22, 2012 | 9:15pm
- New CDC Report Shows That Abortion Is on the Decline Thanks to More People (Correctly) Using Birth ControlBy Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 8:30pm
- Enjoy a Vintage Macy's Day ParadeBy Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 7:45pm
- Holiday Gifts for the Truly Charitable Do-Gooder in Your LifeBy Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 7:00pm
- Russian Court Dismisses a Lawsuit Against Madonna, So Everybody Vogue to CelebrateBy Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 6:50pm
- By Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 6:30pm
- Two Men Admit to Killing a Family’s Enormous Pet Turkey for ThanksgivingBy Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 6:15pm
- The Price of Firing a Price is Right Model While She Was Pregnant? About $7 MillionBy Laura BeckNovember 22, 2012 | 5:30pm
- Beware! Hello Kitty Is Coming for Your Pumpkin PieBy Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 5:15pm
- Nine-Year-Old Girl Football Sensation Now Appearing On Wheaties BoxBy Laura BeckNovember 22, 2012 | 4:45pm
- By Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 4:30pm
- In Awkward Thanksgiving News, Mayim Bialik Announces That She’s Getting DivorcedBy Doug BarryNovember 22, 2012 | 4:00pm
- Finally, a Watchable Version of TwilightBy Laura BeckNovember 22, 2012 | 5:00am
- Holiday Tragedy: Marshmallow Fluff Divides FamiliesBy Laura BeckNovember 22, 2012 | 4:00am
- Yikes: Study Finds Mammograms Hardly Lower Death Rate, Lead to Many Wrong DiagnosesBy Laura BeckNovember 22, 2012 | 3:00am
- Later, Dickhead: Chevy Chase Leaving CommunityBy Laura BeckNovember 22, 2012 | 2:15am
- Comment of the Day: Thanksgiving From HellBy Laura BeckNovember 22, 2012 | 1:30am
- Justin Bieber Will Not Be Charged for Allegedly Kicking a Paparazzo in the GutsBy Lindy WestNovember 22, 2012 | 1:00am
- Victoria Jackson Thinks Genetically Modified Foods Are Making Us All GayBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 22, 2012 | 12:30am
- Is Rihanna the New Madonna?By Dodai StewartNovember 22, 2012 | 12:15am
- Women Responsible for Turning Susan G. Komen Into a Joke Might Run for SenateBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 22, 2012 | 12:00am
- Watch This Short Film About Young Love and Feel ThingsBy Laura BeckNovember 21, 2012 | 11:40pm
- Fox News Host Says She'd Look 'Fabulous' On the Food Stamps Diet PlanBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 21, 2012 | 11:20pm
- Holiday Gifts for the UnemployedBy Lindy WestNovember 21, 2012 | 11:00pm
- Cory Booker Causes Mini Riot at Newark City Council MeetingBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 21, 2012 | 10:20pm
- Customers Protest Donald Trump by Cutting Up Their Macy's Credit CardsBy Jenna SauersNovember 21, 2012 | 10:00pm
- TGIAFDW: Show Us Your Squee!By Dodai StewartNovember 21, 2012 | 9:50pm
- Your Thanksgiving Horror StoriesBy Dodai StewartNovember 21, 2012 | 9:25pm
- Gifts for Your Friend Who Thinks She's RihannaBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 21, 2012 | 9:00pm
- Watch Liz & Dick With Us on Sunday Night!By Dodai StewartNovember 21, 2012 | 8:40pm
- 'Giblet' Is the Best Worst Word EverBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 21, 2012 | 8:15pm
- More Women Are Literally Chopping Off Their Pinky Toes to Fit Into High HeelsBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 21, 2012 | 7:50pm
- Good News, Wayfaring Stoners: You Can Still Smoke Pot in AmsterdamBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 21, 2012 | 7:25pm
- Having Sex and Being Drunk Are Officially the Two Most Fun ThingsBy Laura BeckNovember 21, 2012 | 7:00pm
- Holiday Gifts for the Truly ParanoidBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 21, 2012 | 6:35pm
- By Jessica CoenNovember 21, 2012 | 6:20pm
- This Week in Tabloids: For Her Next Trick, Kristen Stewart Will Destroy Ben Affleck's MarriageBy Dodai StewartNovember 21, 2012 | 5:55pm
- Batshit Michigan Lawmakers Eliminate Tax Credit for Children, Prefer Tax Credit for FetusesBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 21, 2012 | 5:30pm
- Have an Extra $60K This Thanksgiving? Why Not Buy Some Dumb Purse?By Madeleine DaviesNovember 21, 2012 | 5:05pm
- Who's Your Porn Star Doppelganger?By Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 21, 2012 | 4:40pm
- How to Make Your Very Own Delicious Thanksgiving UnturkeyBy Laura BeckNovember 21, 2012 | 4:15pm
- Dress Like Uhura, Barbarella, and Other Hot Sexy Bitches From SpaceBy Laura BeckNovember 21, 2012 | 3:50pm
- Meet Casey Legler, the Woman Who Works as a Male ModelBy Lindy WestNovember 21, 2012 | 3:25pm
- Wonderful Scientists Reverse Paralysis in DogsBy Laura BeckNovember 21, 2012 | 3:00pm
- Human Barbie Claims She's Never Had Plastic Surgery, Thinks We All Don't Have EyesBy Laura BeckNovember 21, 2012 | 2:30pm
- Jennifer Lawrence's Obsession With Honey Boo Boo Caused a Fender BenderBy Anna BreslawNovember 21, 2012 | 2:00pm
- This Adorable Red Panda Cub Is Adorably In Need of Some XanaxBy Laura BeckNovember 21, 2012 | 4:45am
- Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Statue of LibertyBy Laura BeckNovember 21, 2012 | 4:15am
- I Don't Give a Shit What Anyone Else Says, Miley Cyrus' Susan Powter Hair Is HotBy Laura BeckNovember 21, 2012 | 3:45am
- Twilight Screenwriter Reflects on the Series' Power in HollywoodBy Dodai StewartNovember 21, 2012 | 3:00am
- Season 2 of Smash Promises Jennifer Hudson, Sean Hayes and All Sorts of Broadway ShenanigansBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 21, 2012 | 2:00am
- Rihanna Apologizes for Imprisoning Journalists in Louche Dionysian Airplane of TerrorBy Lindy WestNovember 21, 2012 | 1:50am
- Comment of the Day: Everybody BonesBy Laura BeckNovember 21, 2012 | 1:30am
- Adorable Cuteface Paul Rudd Stops by Letterman for a Vomit-Themed Top TenBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 21, 2012 | 12:50am
- Please Invite Sarah Silverman Over for Thanksgiving DinnerBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 21, 2012 | 12:30am
- American College of OB/GYNs Says Birth Control Should Be Sold Over the CounterBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 21, 2012 | 12:10am
- New iPhone App Is Clearly Geared Towards Sexting TeensBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 20, 2012 | 11:50pm
- Holiday Gift Ideas for the Dejected RepublicanBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 20, 2012 | 11:30pm
- A Guide to the Bizarre Custody Battle Over Modern Family's Ariel WinterBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 20, 2012 | 11:15pm
- Widower Objects to Investigation of His Wife's Death After Being Denied an AbortionBy Lindy WestNovember 20, 2012 | 10:50pm
- The Gender Politics of the DollhouseBy Lisa Wade, PhDNovember 20, 2012 | 10:30pm
- A Bra-Shopping Reality Show Is Coming to Lifetime, ObviouslyBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 20, 2012 | 10:10pm
- Everyone Freak Out: Creepy Bionic Mannequins Are Watching You ShopBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 20, 2012 | 9:50pm
- Church of England Decides Not to Let Any Women Into Bishop Boys ClubBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 20, 2012 | 9:30pm
- By Jessica CoenNovember 20, 2012 | 9:20pm
- 'Ex-Gay' Christian Sex Cult Leader Accused of Arranging Wife's MurderBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 20, 2012 | 9:00pm
- Who Will Be Barbara Walters' Most Fascinating Person?By Dodai StewartNovember 20, 2012 | 8:30pm
- Holiday Gift Guide: What to Buy a Self-Proclaimed SlutBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 20, 2012 | 8:00pm
- Fat People Really Are Jolly: Being Chubs Just Might Protect You From DepressionBy Laura BeckNovember 20, 2012 | 7:40pm
- 'Upper East Side Makeover' Video Game Teaches Girls Absolutely NothingBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 20, 2012 | 7:20pm
- The Real Story Behind the Petraeus Affair: Bitches Be CrazyBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 20, 2012 | 7:00pm
- Women Who Kept Human Skeleton for Sex Is Somehow Declared SaneBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 20, 2012 | 6:40pm
- Chinese Grandpa Becomes Fashion Sensation By Modeling Girls' ClothingBy Jenna SauersNovember 20, 2012 | 6:20pm
- Gifts For Pop Culture JunkiesBy Dodai StewartNovember 20, 2012 | 6:00pm
- 'Teen Mom 2': Jenelle Is Headed Back to JailBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 20, 2012 | 5:40pm
- Chimps, Like People, May Experience Midlife Crises, Might Buy Chimp Convertibles and Get Chimp HairplugsBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 20, 2012 | 5:20pm
- Elmo Puppeteer Kevin Clash Resigns from Sesame Street Following New AllegationsBy Lindy WestNovember 20, 2012 | 5:00pm
- The Online Culture of 'Niceness' Doesn't Extend to the LadiesBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 20, 2012 | 4:35pm
- Rihanna: What Journalists? What Plane?By Dodai StewartNovember 20, 2012 | 4:10pm
- According to Facebook, People Who 'Like' Michelle Obama More Likely to Have VotedBy Laura BeckNovember 20, 2012 | 3:50pm
- Your Morning Cry: Blind Kitten Plays With His First ToyBy Laura BeckNovember 20, 2012 | 2:50pm
- Brilliant Eighth-Grade Girl Predicted Obama's Electoral Win Weeks Before First DebateBy Laura BeckNovember 20, 2012 | 2:30pm
- Kim Kardashian Will Bring Peace Milkshakes to Middle EastBy Anna BreslawNovember 20, 2012 | 2:00pm
- We Are All Blue: Lucille Bliss, Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 96By Laura BeckNovember 20, 2012 | 4:30am
- DIY: Make Your Own Gay-Friendly Boy Scout BadgeBy Laura BeckNovember 20, 2012 | 4:00am
- Here Are a Couple of Turkeys Eating a Full Thanksgiving MealBy Laura BeckNovember 20, 2012 | 3:30am
- Here's an Extended Cut of Justin Bieber Grabbing at His Own CrotchBy Laura BeckNovember 20, 2012 | 2:45am
- Man Claims Wife Forces Him to Wear Steel Chastity Belt While She's AwayBy Laura BeckNovember 20, 2012 | 2:00am
- Comment of the Day: Marijuana Legalization Is Directly Responsible For Hostess Staying in BusinessBy Laura BeckNovember 20, 2012 | 1:30am
- Peter Jackson Denies Cruelty Allegations, Says All Animals on Set Died Peacefully of Old Age in the Arms of Sarah McLachlanBy Lindy WestNovember 20, 2012 | 1:00am
- Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Here's a Baby Lion in a TubBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 20, 2012 | 12:40am
- James Deen Insists That Mainstream and Porn Movies Are Pretty Much the Same ThingBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 20, 2012 | 12:20am
- Holiday Gift Guide: Presents for StonersBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 20, 2012 | 12:00am
- Watch Israeli Kids Play 'Bomb Shelter' Game at a PlaygroundBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 19, 2012 | 11:45pm
- Companies With More Female Board Directors Are More Sustainable, TooBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 19, 2012 | 11:30pm
- Shia LaBeouf Is Really Excited to Meet Bill NyeBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 19, 2012 | 11:15pm