'Teen Mom 2': Jenelle Is Headed Back to Jail
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Jenelle is strung out on weed again and violated the terms of her probation. She faces 45 days in jail and could possibly lose her financial aid for college. We knew this would happen. Not because she’s been so open about how much she loves marijuana on national television, but because we read about all of this when it happened over a year ago. Still, it’s nice to watch Barb’s reaction as this drama unfolds.
Jenelle decided to tell Barb about how she will definitely fail her upcoming drug test because she got high with her friends. But she has a plan! She will drink some kind of detox thing that she will purchase at a tobacco shop and everything will be fine. Except we know that it won’t. And so does Barb. But it’s as visible as her exposed bra straps that she no longer has any fucks left to give.
Jenelle did try the detox drink which almost made her puke. And it was pointless because she failed the drug test. Barb called to check in and a sobbing Jenelle told her what happened and that the probation officer “is going to violate me.” (Does she even know what she’s saying anymore?) The Teen Mom 2 editors punctuated this with a cutesy cartoon of a detox bottle tipping over and spilling.