Here Are a Couple of Turkeys Eating a Full Thanksgiving Meal

By Laura Beck | November 20, 2012 | 3:30am

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Here’s some turkeys eating their very own Thanksgiving meal! Looks pretty good except I feel like the tablecloth is a poor choice for the holidays, should be an autumnal color.

Turkeys aren’t the cutest animals, so I’m not sure the squee tag totally fits, but I’m gonna go for it because they’re so awesome. They can see in full color, run up to 25 miles an hour, turkeys that haven’t been genetically perverted can fly in bursts up to 55 miles an hour, and if you throw an apple to a group of turkeys, they’ll use it as a turkey-sized football. Which sounds like a fake fact, but is not.