- Creepy New Study Suggests That Men Are Just Hoping to Marry a Mother CloneBy Doug BarryNovember 11, 2012 | 7:00pm
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- Critics Need to Chill Out About Lindsay Lohan Playing Liz Taylor, Writes Ardent Mean Girls FanBy Doug BarryNovember 11, 2012 | 6:30pm
- Loud Noises Are Especially Hard on the Little EarsBy Doug BarryNovember 11, 2012 | 6:30pm
- In Space, No One Can Hear Your Outrage Over a Gender Normative Ad for Cleaning ProductsBy Doug BarryNovember 11, 2012 | 5:30pm
- Mokiki Is Manhattan’s Most Eligible Zombie BachelorBy Doug BarryNovember 11, 2012 | 5:00pm
- Lady Gaga Partied So Hard in Rio That She Got a Tattoo, Burned the City DownBy Doug BarryNovember 11, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Saturday Night Social: We're In Good Hands With Anne Hathaway And RihannaBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 11:30pm
- Katey Sagal Tried To Give Al and Peg Bundy "Sexual Energy"By Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 11:00pm
- This Can Knot Be ComfortableBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 10:45pm
- Paula Broadwell's Husband Might Have Written Chuck Klosterman For Advice About Her Affair With David PetraeusBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 10:00pm
- By Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 9:30pm
- Kristen Stewart Says You Know Zilch About Her Relationship or Bella Swan's FeminismBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 8:45pm
- Factory Conditions at Zara Look To Have Improved Since Last Year (Kinda)By Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 8:15pm
- By Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 7:45pm
- Teeny Persian Kitten Gets a Bath, Hearts Everywhere ExplodeBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 7:30pm
- Can Olds Have Long Hair?! A Super-Important InvestigationBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 7:00pm
- There's No Female Bond Because Women Don't Ever Just Bang Someone For The Fun Of It, DoyBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 6:30pm
- Camilla Has Already Heard Prince Charles' Favorite Joke A Million TimesBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 6:00pm
- Ann Coulter's Speech At Fordham Is Cancelled After Fordham Realizes She's Ann CoulterBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 5:30pm
- Inspirational Eyeless Border Collie Still Rocks FetchBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 5:00pm
- Alas, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are No MoreBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Is America Ready for a White, Male Secretary of State?By Erin Gloria RyanNovember 10, 2012 | 3:47pm
- Judge Rules that Halle Berry's Baby Shall Never Set Foot on Filthy French SoilBy Lindy WestNovember 10, 2012 | 1:10am
- This Teeny Tiger Is the Real Life TiggerBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 10, 2012 | 12:40am
- Willow and Oz Are Hanging Out Again, Might Hit Up the Bronze LaterBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 10, 2012 | 12:20am
- Robert Pattinson Would Consider Doing Another Twilight Movie if They Made Edward GayBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 10, 2012 | 12:00am
- The Night Belongs to Sisqo (Sorry)By Katie J.M. BakerNovember 9, 2012 | 11:40pm
- You Might Hear That Confirmed Bachelor George Clooney Is Gay, But Never That He's an Old MaidBy Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2012 | 11:25pm
- By Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2012 | 11:00pm
- TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!By Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2012 | 10:45pm
- Michelle Obama the Person Is Awesome. Michelle Obama the Song Is Terrible.By Madeleine DaviesNovember 9, 2012 | 10:30pm
- CIA Director David Petraeus Resigns Because of Extramarital Affair, But Who Did He Sleep With? [Edit: His Biographer, Allegedly]By Katie J.M. BakerNovember 9, 2012 | 10:15pm
- Thousands Show Up at Funeral for Two Little Boys Who Drowned During HurricaneBy Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2012 | 10:00pm
- For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Here's a Baby Elephant Playing in a BathtubBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 9, 2012 | 9:45pm
- Democracy Porn Trussed Up in Spielbergian Schmaltz: I Fucking Love LincolnBy Lindy WestNovember 9, 2012 | 9:30pm
- Emoticons as Demonstrated by CatsBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 9:15pm
- PETA Goes After Honey Boo Boo for Naming Her Pet Chicken 'Nugget'By Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 9, 2012 | 9:00pm
- In Best Ever News, Planned Parenthood Killed It Re: Election Spending While Conservative Groups Epically FailedBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 9, 2012 | 8:45pm
- Dental Dams and Latex Gloves in Porn Are Just Solutions in Search of a ProblemBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 9, 2012 | 8:30pm
- Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor Visits Sesame Street, Explains that 'Princess' Is Not a CareerBy Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2012 | 8:15pm
- Claire McCaskill's Daughters Are Just Like Us, But Way CoolerBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 9, 2012 | 8:00pm
- Andrej Pejic's Uterus Hat Causes Scandal in AustraliaBy Jenna SauersNovember 9, 2012 | 7:30pm
- Women Don't 'Fight Back' Against Harassment as Much as We Think We Do, and That's Just FineBy Lindy WestNovember 9, 2012 | 7:10pm
- By Katie J.M. BakerNovember 9, 2012 | 6:50pm
- Pregnancy Tests Become Cancer Tests When Men Use ThemBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 9, 2012 | 6:30pm
- Nicole Westbrook's Epic Thanksgiving Song Puts Rebecca Black to ShameBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 9, 2012 | 6:10pm
- Researchers Shocked to Find That Hookup Culture Is BullshitBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 9, 2012 | 5:50pm
- Racist Teens Forced to Answer for Tweets About the 'Nigger' PresidentBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 9, 2012 | 5:30pm
- Ohio GOP Responds to Painful Election Ass Whipping by Trying to Pass Crazy Abortion BanBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 9, 2012 | 5:00pm
- The New Annie Is Adorable (Sandy's a Cutie, Too)By Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2012 | 4:40pm
- Watching Steel Magnolias Makes Him Cry: Cory Booker Is Just Like UsBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 4:15pm
- Gabby Gifford's Husband Stares Down Her Shooter: 'Gabby and I Are Done Thinking About You'By Madeleine DaviesNovember 9, 2012 | 3:55pm
- San Francisco Might Be the First Ever City to Cover Sex Surgeries for Uninsured Transgender ResidentsBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 9, 2012 | 3:25pm
- Cincinnati Deliciously Torn Apart by Pumpkin Pie WarsBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 3:00pm
- Thanks for Nothing: Romney Canceled Staff Credit Cards Before They Even Got Home on TuesdayBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 2:30pm
- Adele Doesn't Care About Her Weight and Probably Has Better Sex Than YouBy Anna BreslawNovember 9, 2012 | 2:00pm
- South Korean Activists Air Drop Condoms Into North KoreaBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 4:55am
- Obama Gives Best Dad Speech Ever to Volunteers; Gets Something Stuck in His EyeBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 4:00am
- Men Get Rad Calculator Watches, Ladies Get Shitty Gift with PurchaseBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 3:00am
- A Cat Came in Third in Virginia's Senate RaceBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 2:00am
- Comment of the Day: Up Mitt's CreekBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 1:30am
- Cee Lo Is Definitely Not a Sex Criminal, Says Some Lady Who Has No Idea Whether or Not Cee-Lo Is a Sex CriminalBy Lindy WestNovember 9, 2012 | 1:25am
- Adorable Baby Donkey Celebrates the Democrats' Win With a Roll in the DirtBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 9, 2012 | 12:45am
- Congratulations, Henry Winkler, On Becoming a ManBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 9, 2012 | 12:30am
- 8th Grade Math Teacher Says Obama's Win Means She'll Have to Keep Paying for Her Students' Food StampsBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 9, 2012 | 12:15am
- Pinterest Gifts Users with Private Boards for the Holidays So That You Can Keep All Those Presents You Can't Afford a SecretBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 9, 2012 | 12:00am
- At the End of the Day There's a New Les Miz TrailerBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 8, 2012 | 11:45pm
- Senator Ron Johnson Sure Hopes Tammy Baldwin Can Understand MathBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2012 | 11:30pm
- By Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2012 | 11:15pm
- Hateful Teddy Bear Pat Robertson Awkwardly Lectures Woman About Fifty Shades of GreyBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2012 | 11:00pm
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- Twilight's Bella Is the Damsel in Distress Over and Over and Over AgainBy Dodai StewartNovember 8, 2012 | 10:15pm
- Candidate Might Not Win Race Because Wife Didn't VoteBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 8, 2012 | 9:40pm
- Here's a Leaked Scene from the New Star Wars MovieBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 8, 2012 | 9:20pm
- Mitt Romney Has a Lot of Unsold T-Shirts on His HandsBy Jenna SauersNovember 8, 2012 | 9:00pm
- Kink Community Tells Sexual Assault Victims It's All Their FaultBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 8, 2012 | 8:40pm
- Science Suggests that Boys Are Born This Way, Like, for RealBy Lindy WestNovember 8, 2012 | 8:20pm
- Would You Masturbate With a Group of Strangers?By Katie J.M. BakerNovember 8, 2012 | 8:00pm
- Edible Deodorant, for the Person Who'd Rather Eat Candy Than Shower Like a Normal PersonBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 8, 2012 | 7:40pm
- The Marine Corps Hopes to Attract Women By Telling Them They Can Be TeachersBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 8, 2012 | 7:20pm
- Was It Inappropriate for Obama to Call His Daughters Beautiful During His Victory Speech? Nah.By Katie J.M. BakerNovember 8, 2012 | 6:55pm
- Behind the Scenes of the New York City BalletBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 8, 2012 | 6:35pm
- Karlie Kloss as a Half-Naked 'Indian' and Other Absurdities from the Victoria's Secret Fashion ShowBy Dodai StewartNovember 8, 2012 | 6:15pm
- Here Are Some Cats Playing Who Wants to Be a MillionaireBy Laura BeckNovember 8, 2012 | 6:00pm
- Arizona Is This Close to Electing an Openly Bisexual Woman to CongressBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2012 | 5:40pm
- Evolution Is a Thing, and the GOP Better Get on Board With ItBy Laura BeckNovember 8, 2012 | 5:20pm
- By Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2012 | 5:05pm
- So You Gained Some Sandy Weight. Deal With It.By Madeleine DaviesNovember 8, 2012 | 4:45pm
- Navigating Your Post-Election Victory DepressionBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2012 | 4:15pm
- Here's Diane Sawyer Drinking Wine and Popping Pills at the News Desk Circa 1989By Dodai StewartNovember 8, 2012 | 3:50pm
- Apparently Romney Lost the All-Important 'Slut Vote'By Katie J.M. BakerNovember 8, 2012 | 3:25pm
- Plus-Size Lady Bloggers Look Fly, Make Us Want to Go ShoppingBy Laura BeckNovember 8, 2012 | 3:00pm
- Your Morning Cry: Poodle Found Living in Trash Heap Is Now ASPCA's Dog of the YearBy Laura BeckNovember 8, 2012 | 2:30pm
- Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS ShowBy Anna BreslawNovember 8, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Oh, Come On: Nor'easter Blows Into Beleaguered NYC AreaBy Laura BeckNovember 8, 2012 | 9:01am
- Michelle Obama and Jill Biden Being Radiant on Cover of ParadeBy Laura BeckNovember 8, 2012 | 4:45am
- Finally: Leslie Knope Meets Vice President Biden on Parks and RecreationBy Laura BeckNovember 8, 2012 | 4:00am
- The Cutest Puppy Makes Guitar Jam TolerableBy Laura BeckNovember 8, 2012 | 3:45am
- Don’t Worry About Dolls: F. Scott Fitzgerald's Advice to His DaughterBy Laura BeckNovember 8, 2012 | 3:15am
- The View Ladies Talk About Money Shots and Sex in Movie TheatersBy Laura BeckNovember 8, 2012 | 2:45am
- Comment of the Day: Rape Parties Are the Worst PartiesBy Laura BeckNovember 8, 2012 | 1:30am
- Modern Family's Ariel Winter Is Removed from Her Mother's Home After Horrible Abuse AllegationsBy Lindy WestNovember 8, 2012 | 1:00am
- Right Wing Coconut Victoria Jackson Blames Obama's Victory on the ChristiansBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 8, 2012 | 12:30am
- By Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2012 | 12:20am
- All Top Public Officials From New Hampshire Are Now WomenBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2012 | 12:00am
- Mindy Kaling Was the Worst Intern EverBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 7, 2012 | 11:40pm
- America's First Ever Hindu Congresswoman Will Take the Oath of Office Over the Bhagavad GitaBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 7, 2012 | 11:20pm