- Happy Hump Day!By Dodai StewartNovember 7, 2012 | 11:00pm
- Emma Watson, A.K.A Hermione Granger, Hangs Out with a Tiny Harry PotterBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 7, 2012 | 10:40pm
- Lesbians, Immigrants, and Harvard Professors: Get to Know Your Trailblazing Lady SenatorsBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 7, 2012 | 10:00pm
- By Erin Gloria RyanNovember 7, 2012 | 9:40pm
- Sarah Palin is Confused and Upset and Wearing Frosted Lipstick For Some ReasonBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 7, 2012 | 9:20pm
- Benedict Arnold in Hooker Boots or, Why I Didn't VoteBy Sarah Tuttle-SingerNovember 7, 2012 | 9:00pm
- Kickass 9-Year-Old Girl Is One of the Fastest QBs in Pee Wee FootballBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 7, 2012 | 8:40pm
- This Week in Tabloids: Rihanna, Queen of Bad Ideas, Is Trying to Get Pregnant by Chris BrownBy Dodai StewartNovember 7, 2012 | 8:20pm
- Tory and Chris Burch Are Fighting in Front of the Most Entertaining Judge EverBy Jenna SauersNovember 7, 2012 | 8:00pm
- Here Are Some Intelligent Mississippi College Students Rioting Because Obama WonBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 7, 2012 | 7:40pm
- Fox News Anchor Hilariously Worries About Nation Getting 'Potted Up' After Marijuana LegalizationBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 7, 2012 | 7:20pm
- By Erin Gloria RyanNovember 7, 2012 | 7:00pm
- Jezebel's 2012 Election CoverageBy Jessica CoenNovember 7, 2012 | 6:41pm
- 'Godlike' Army General Allegedly Threatened to Kill Woman if She Reported Sex CrimesBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 7, 2012 | 6:40pm
- Barack Obama Expected to Get Real Old, Real QuickBy Jessica CoenNovember 7, 2012 | 6:20pm
- Twitter Racists React to 'That Nigger' Getting ReelectedBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 7, 2012 | 6:00pm
- Missed Opportunities: Craigslist Rife With Election Night Hook UpsBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 5:40pm
- Excruciating Teen Billionaire Peter Brant II Says He Has a Plan to Kill ObamaBy Jenna SauersNovember 7, 2012 | 5:10pm
- Team Rape Lost Big Last NightBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 7, 2012 | 4:45pm
- Baby Undergoes Open Heart Surgery, Gets Internet Famous as Consolation PrizeBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 7, 2012 | 4:10pm
- Is Kristen Stewart Back Together With Robert Pattinson? Funny You Mention ThatBy Dodai StewartNovember 7, 2012 | 3:50pm
- Your Fat Friends Are Secretly Conspiring to Make You a Big Fat Fatty, TooBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 3:25pm
- Luther, Obama's Anger Translator, Responds to Election ResultsBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 3:00pm
- How Are You Dealing With Your Election Hangover?By Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 2:30pm
- Melissa McCarthy Is Hella Positive About Weight, LifeBy Anna BreslawNovember 7, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Obama's Victory Speech (Feat. Flag Head Lady): America, You Better WorkBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 6:59am
- Romney's Concession Speech: 'Thank you, Paul Ryan. Besides Ann, he was the best decision I ever made.'By Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 6:07am
- Four More Years: The Most Popular Tweet of All TimeBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 5:40am
- Looks Pretty Damn Certain Maryland, Washington, and Maine Will All Legalize Same-Sex MarriageBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 5:27am
- OBAMA WINS! This calls for a celebratory GIF party, no?By Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 4:49am
- WE DID IT: Obama Wins a Second Term as President of the United StatesBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 7, 2012 | 4:21am
- Are You Freaking Out? Then Stare at this Baby Freaking AlpacaBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 4:08am
- Mike Huckabee Thinks the GOP is 'Pathetic' at Reaching Out to MinoritiesBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 3:39am
- There Are Apparently Some Americans Who Think Romney 'Favors the Poor'By Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 3:30am
- Claire McCaskill Just Legitimately Shut Down Todd Akin's Senate BidBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 3:15am
- YES: Elizabeth Warren, Tammy Baldwin, and Joe Donnelly (aka Not Richard Mourdock!) All Win!By Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 2:58am
- Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell Bleeped for No F*#ing Reason on NBCBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 2:30am
- Bill O'Reilly Says Poor People Want Free Shit and Obama Will Give it to ThemBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 2:15am
- Twitter Racists Think Omar from The Wire is Comin' to Stop Them From VotingBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 2:00am
- Comment of the Day: Middle-Aged Fat Guys Want to Be Sex Dolls, TooBy Laura BeckNovember 7, 2012 | 1:30am
- Lindsay Lohan Facing Jail Time for Lying to Police, but Who Fucking Cares, It's ELECTION NIGHTBy Lindy WestNovember 7, 2012 | 1:15am
- Aww, This Cat Thinks His Friend Is a PillowBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 7, 2012 | 12:45am
- Beautiful American Mariah Carey Is a Proud VoterBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 7, 2012 | 12:30am
- Let's Send Pizza to People Waiting in Long Lines to VoteBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 7, 2012 | 12:15am
- Live: Election Night 2012By Dodai StewartNovember 6, 2012 | 11:59pm
- Egypt's Vigilantes Are Harassing the Country's Street Harassers, and We Don't Blame ThemBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 6, 2012 | 11:45pm
- Way More Female Facebook Users Are Voting (or Talking About Voting) Than MenBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 6, 2012 | 11:30pm
- By Jessica CoenNovember 6, 2012 | 11:25pm
- Using Cocaine Can Cause Heart Attacks So You Should Probably Stop Doing ItBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 6, 2012 | 11:15pm
- Scary Black Men and Twitter Polls: Fox News Slowly Loses Its Mind on Election DayBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 6, 2012 | 11:00pm
- Colorado Boutique Cluelessly Uses Native American Headdresses To Sell Designer Clothing [Updated]By Jenna SauersNovember 6, 2012 | 10:45pm
- By Jessica CoenNovember 6, 2012 | 10:40pm
- Justin Bieber Not Happy About the Justin Bieber Sex DollBy Dodai StewartNovember 6, 2012 | 10:30pm
- You Have No Excuse: Pregnant Chicago Woman Waits in Line to Vote After Her Water BreaksBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 6, 2012 | 10:15pm
- Thanks to Sandy, NYC Animal Shelters May Be Reducing Their Euthanasia RatesBy Anna Jane GrossmanNovember 6, 2012 | 10:00pm
- Judge Temporarily Blocks Obamacare Contraception Mandate Because Some Bosses Hate Birth ControlBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 6, 2012 | 9:45pm
- What's Your Favorite 2008 Election Memory?By Madeleine DaviesNovember 6, 2012 | 9:30pm
- By Dodai StewartNovember 6, 2012 | 9:15pm
- Theory: Mitt Romney Brainwashed HimselfBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 6, 2012 | 9:00pm
- Employers Can Help Significantly Narrow the Gender Gap With One Simple Word: 'Negotiable'By Katie J.M. BakerNovember 6, 2012 | 8:45pm
- This Year's Victoria's Secret Show Will Feature An Articulated Python Made Of Crystals, A 16-Carat Diamond RingBy Jenna SauersNovember 6, 2012 | 8:30pm
- By Katie J.M. BakerNovember 6, 2012 | 8:00pm
- MTV to Air Live Fundraiser to Rebuild Seaside HeightsBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 6, 2012 | 7:40pm
- Kate Moss Disapproves Of Christy Turlington's Twin SetsBy Jenna SauersNovember 6, 2012 | 7:20pm
- Jay-Z Has 99 Problems But Mitt Romney Ain't OneBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 6, 2012 | 7:00pm
- Cory Booker Is a Great Imaginary Boyfriend But Probably Sucks in Real LifeBy Laura BeckNovember 6, 2012 | 6:40pm
- Nicki Minaj Is Fully Aware That Some Women Do Not Like HerBy Dodai StewartNovember 6, 2012 | 6:20pm
- By Jessica CoenNovember 6, 2012 | 6:00pm
- Does the Porn Industry Have the Secret to Successful HIV Prevention?By Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 6, 2012 | 5:40pm
- India's First Playboy Club Wants to Include More Wives, Less Naked BoobsBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 6, 2012 | 5:05pm
- Oh, Lovely: This Voting Machine in Pennsylvania Isn't Accepting Votes for ObamaBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 6, 2012 | 4:45pm
- 12 Races That Women Could Win TonightBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 6, 2012 | 4:20pm
- Mary Poppins Was All About Rocking the VoteBy Laura BeckNovember 6, 2012 | 4:00pm
- To the Booth and Back: Tell Us Your Voting StoriesBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 6, 2012 | 3:25pm
- A is For Awesome: The 'A is For' Campaign Fights For Women's Reproductive RightsBy Laura BeckNovember 6, 2012 | 3:00pm
- Where Is Your Freaking Polling Place? How to Find It, FastBy Laura BeckNovember 6, 2012 | 2:30pm
- Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For YouBy Anna BreslawNovember 6, 2012 | 2:00pm
- Rich, White Harvard Student Bravely Rallies Against Affirmative ActionBy Laura BeckNovember 6, 2012 | 5:00am
- Check Out the Director's Cut of the Varsity Blues Whipped Cream Bikini SceneBy Laura BeckNovember 6, 2012 | 4:30am
- Everyday I'm Cuddlin'By Laura BeckNovember 6, 2012 | 4:00am
- Florida Voting Lines Somehow Longer and More Hellish Than Actual Life in FloridaBy Laura BeckNovember 6, 2012 | 3:15am
- Today in Things I Couldn't Even Make Up, Britney Spears Is Writing a NovelBy Lindy WestNovember 6, 2012 | 1:30am
- Comment of the Day: Sex Is More Fun If the Other People in the Room Are Actually WatchingBy Laura BeckNovember 6, 2012 | 1:30am
- Watch This Baby Panda Kiss Its Mom Then Go Call Your MotherBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 6, 2012 | 12:45am
- You Can Add 'Jay Z Comebacks' to the List of Things Cory Booker Is Great AtBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 6, 2012 | 12:30am
- Conservative Christians Conveniently Ignore All the Pro-Choice Passages in the BibleBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 6, 2012 | 12:20am
- Mahna Mahna! Bret McKenzie Will Compose the Music for the New Muppet MovieBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 6, 2012 | 12:10am
- Trafficking in Wrongs: Why Californians Need to Vote No on Prop 35 and Why the Rest of Us Should CareBy Robin HustleNovember 6, 2012 | 12:00am
- And Here Is A Clock That KnitsBy Jenna SauersNovember 5, 2012 | 11:45pm
- Drita From Mob Wives Shot Scenes for Her Reality Show on Staten Island While Volunteers Cleaned UpBy Dodai StewartNovember 5, 2012 | 11:30pm
- The Top 5 Female Sex Fantasies Reveal We All Just Want to Be ObjectifiedBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 5, 2012 | 11:15pm
- Red Wine Only Healthy For Obese Women, But Not Necessarily Unhealthy For OthersBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 5, 2012 | 11:00pm
- Mitt Romney Secretly Films People While They SleepBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 5, 2012 | 10:45pm
- The Charitable Humblebrag: Acts of Goodwill in the Age of Social MediaBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 5, 2012 | 10:30pm
- Women's Shelter Will Symbolically Recycle Copies of Fifty Shades of Grey Into Toilet PaperBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 5, 2012 | 10:15pm
- Craigslist-ers Trading Sex for Gas Amid Post-Sandy Fuel CrisisBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 5, 2012 | 10:05pm
- It's a Christmas Miracle: Baby Goats in SweatersBy Laura BeckNovember 5, 2012 | 9:50pm
- People of Color Might Join the Cast of Downton AbbeyBy Dodai StewartNovember 5, 2012 | 9:35pm
- Why You Should Buy a Book Written By StonersBy Tracie Egan Morrissey and Rich JuzwiakNovember 5, 2012 | 9:20pm
- Tammy Baldwin Agonizingly Close to Becoming the First Openly Gay SenatorBy Lindy WestNovember 5, 2012 | 9:10pm
- Idris Elba's Handsome Face Directed and Starred in the New Mumford & Sons VideoBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 5, 2012 | 8:55pm
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- Republican Worried that Care Bears Are Turning Children Into WitchesBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 5, 2012 | 8:10pm
- Channing Tatum Is Worried About Rooney Mara's Meds in Side EffectsBy Dodai StewartNovember 5, 2012 | 7:50pm
- Reminder: If You Do Not Vote Tomorrow, Your Dead Relatives Will Watch You Have Sex from HeavenBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 5, 2012 | 7:35pm
- By Erin Gloria RyanNovember 5, 2012 | 7:20pm
- Balenciaga Designer Nicolas Ghesquière Is Leaving The LabelBy Jenna SauersNovember 5, 2012 | 6:55pm
- Is the 'War on Obesity' Just a Massive Conspiracy to Sell Diet Pills?By Lindy WestNovember 5, 2012 | 6:35pm