Less Drama, More Cupcakes & Anal: Your Resolutions For 2011

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Plenty of us want to run marathons. And pay off loans. And quit smoking. And floss more. And then there were the others…

This year, you resolved, among other things:

  • Be more high maintenance. This will ideally result in taking care of myself emotionally, spiritually and physically.
  • Watch at least 100 films I’ve never seen before.

  • Not be afraid to make a fool of myself.
  • Become capable of reading a Chinese newspaper.
  • Start a band. A Ramones-style punk band.