Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Cry The Friendly Skies
Latest- Lindsay and Sam rang in 2009 with yet another tear-drenched fight, this time at Miami International Airport. Linds was so inconsolable on the plane that she was asked if she’d like to disembark.
- As two of our favorite Lezebels, we hope these kids can work it out! [TMZ]
- Heather Locklear’s DUI charges have been dismissed and she plead guilty to reckless driving, a misdemeanor. Locklear had prescription drugs in her system when she was arrested last September, but she’ll only pay a $700 fine and have three years of informal probation. [TMZ]
- Alanis Morissette says that what inspired her to go on a diet and lose 20 lbs was longevity. “I realized I want to live till I’m 120. There’s a lifestyle that I am now happily creating that can, as best as is possible, prevent most forms of cancer and other diseases.” Posing in pleather leggings in Ok! is just an added bonus. [ONTD]
- In his new audio book Ricky Gervais says he wants to tell people who have liposuction and gastric band operations, “You lazy f—-ing fat pig. Just go for a run and stop eating burgers. You might f—-ing die.” We have a feeling Gervais may realize just how active the overweight can be when he’s swamped with angry letters and phone calls. [The Telegraph]
- Molly Ringwald is pregnant with her second child! Insert your own Brat Pack/Pretty In Pink/Secret Life of the [Knocked Up] American Teenager joke here. [Star]
- Robert Pattinson’s life is so hard because he has to wear gold (or perhaps topaz) contact lenses for the Twilight sequel New Moon. They are uncomfortable and hamper his acting. Note to Pattinson: if you whine this much about contacts, your chances of being offered Benjamin Button-type roles in the future are slim. [E!]
- K-Fed’s new girlfriend Victoria Prince shares a birthday with Britney, which is clearly some kind of sign from the cosmos. Kevin has been a real gentlemen, opening the car door for his new lady and always paying for their bowling games. “They are definitely a couple – I have seen them kiss,” says a source at their local bowling alley. “But they both seem focused on the bowling.” [People]
- Despite rumors that Diddy was begging for inauguration tickets, his reps would like to inform you that Diddy does not beg for invites. He was offered tickets by the Obama camp for his work on the campaign trail. Says Diddy, “I’ll see ya’ll at the inauguration.” [TMZ]
- It was reported yesterday that the millions Madonna raised for her own charity Raising Malawi had not been received by the foundation. But apparently they are just being processed by the LA Kaballah Center, which of course, makes perfect sense.[Perez Hilton]
- Rosie O’Donnell wrote this on her blog: “2009 / this year / unplugged / see what happens / on we go / peace out / and in,” which means she is never posting on her blog again. We think. [Perez Hilton]
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban will continue renovating their recently-purchased Australian mansion even though developers are building a 100-dwelling conference center on the other side of their back fence. There is local opposition to the development and the owners offered to just sell it to the couple, but they don’t want to get involved in the local squabble. [News.com.au]
- Will Smith has been voted the Top Money-Making Star of 2008 by Quigley Publishing Company. Reese Witherspoon and Angelina Jolie were the only ladies who made the top ten. [PR News Wire]
- “Everyone ages in a really different way. Some people rage, rage against the dying of the light, and some people embrace it. And people age according to how their lives have been physically. And so I really had to think about the fact that Daisy was a dancer and so how would she age? And how would she treat her aging? I thought, well, she’ll always wear makeup, and she won’t let her hair go, and that her injuries will come back to haunt her later in life, hence the stick (a cane), and I have a slight limp. A limp and a stick often help a character sink in.” – Cate Blanchett on playing an older person in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button [Reuters]
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