Lindsay Lohan Won't Do Jail Time For Failed Drug Tests

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  • Despite failing two recent drug tests, sources say Lindsay Lohan probably won’t be sent to jail after her hearing tomorrow due to legal technicalities.
  • There was a possibility that starting tomorrow Lindsay would be jailed for a month while awaiting trial, but Judge Elden Fox actually has to set bail because all of her offenses are misdemeanors. So Lindsay will probably post bail at the hearing tomorrow, then be sentenced to 30 days in jail at the next hearing. However, due to jail overcrowding, she’ll almost certainly walk after serving only an hour or two of her sentence. [TMZ]
  • TMZ thinks Lindsay is going to send us secret messages with her jewelry in court. [TMZ]
  • Michael Lohan wants to take an evangelical youth preacher to court with him tomorrow so he can save Lindsay, but there’s a problem; Dina Lohan is planning on attending and Michael has to stay 100 yards away from her. [TMZ]
  • Ali Lohan posed in “shockingly sexy” ads for Lindsay‘s 6126 line. Is anyone actually surprised by this? [Radar]
  • A construction company is suing Mel Gibson and his Malibu properties could be foreclosed on, but it’s highly unlikely. [TMZ]
  • Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are broke so they’re living in one of his mom’s beach homes. [Radar]
  • Kate Winslet has decided to found an autism charity after narrating the documentary A Mother’s Courage: Talking Back to Autism. [The Star]
  • We have some more names for your Roman Polanski apologist shit list! Jodie Foster will star with Kate Winslet, Christoph Waltz, and Matt Dillion in his adaptation of the play God Of Carnage. [N.Y. Mag]
  • Danielle Staub‘s car has been repossessed and her girlfriend is cheating on her. “Lori is a proud, openly gay woman, and the relationship with Danielle is just an amusing sidetrack for her,” says a source. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Katy Perry responded to her video being pulled from Sesame Street saying, “Wow, looks like my play date with Elmo has been cut short! … If you still wanna play see it at Tag you’re it, Elmo!” [Radar]
  • Here’s a preview of the songs the Glee kids will sing on next week’s Britney Spears episode. [N.Y. Mag]
  • Kate Gosselin‘s TLC show has been “quietly canceled” because Jon Gosselin wouldn’t sign a new contract allowing the kids to be on TV. [Perez]
  • NBC has ordered a pilot for the J.J. Abrams show featuring Terry O’Quinn and Michael Emerson. [The Wrap]
  • Michael Emerson responded via e-mail, “I really am AMAZED that what started out as some kidding-around on the set of LOST has turned into a network TV reality! I’m still reeling from this sudden turn of events. I’m an actor who has never even succeeded in testing for a pilot and here I find myself involved in a project custom-built for Terry and me!” [EW]
  • Snooki has been offered $100,000 to endorse a flash drive filled with porn. [Radar]
  • Casey Affleck admitted to Roger Ebert in an e-mail that I’m Still Here has no point. [N.Y. Mag]
  • When asked about the rumor that he’s dating Kim Kardashian, Glee‘s Mark Salling said, “I’ve never heard that.” We hadn’t either! [Us]
  • Portia de Rossi has officially taken Ellen DeGeneres‘ last name and will henceforth be known as Portia DeGeneres. [AP]
  • Nicole Richie and Joel Madden may be planning to tie the knot in December. [E!]
  • Teresa Giudice hasn’t visited her husband Joe in jail. [Radar]
  • Jennifer Lopez has banned her ex-husband Ojani Noa from auditioning for American Idol. [Radar]
  • Stephen Colbert will testify before Congress in character at a hearing on immigration tomorrow, so you should set your DVRs to record CSPAN. [HuffPo]
  • Glee‘s Chord Overstreet explains how he got his name: “I come from a big family-I have four sisters and one brother-and I was the third one born. And there are three notes in a chord, so, that’s how I got that name. My dad’s in the music business so he gave me a musical name.” [ONTD]
  • James Franco got a D in his NYU acting class. [N.Y. Mag]
  • More bad news: Aaron Tveit says Blake Lively is a better kisser than James Franco. [People]
  • “Is Blake Lively a Future Oscar Nominee?” Uh, no. [E!]
  • Kristen Bell used to date Mr. Schue. “I actually went to college with Matty Morrison,” says Bell. “We actually dated very briefly, so I’ll have to say maybe Matt Morrison is my favorite part of Glee for various reasons.” [Us]
  • Kristen Bell says she wants to make a Veronica Mars movie so badly that she’d finance it herself, but, “It’s a business and the sad truth is that [the studio] is not going to relinquish the rights to something and let us do it… And that’s what we’ve been told: That it’s just not there. So my duty, because I wanted this movie made from the minute our show got canceled, is to a) do it before I’m 40; and b) to prove to Warner Bros. that there is an audience. You already have 3 million who watched it every week hardcore fans that will see it — you can only build from there.” [Hollywood Reporter]
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