March Madness Elite Eight: Dramatic Sex Is Playing to Win
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Well hello! We’re back with Jezebel’s March Madness: Pre-Apocalypse vs. Post-Apocalypse, and guess what, things are grim as heck but we’re having a really nice time.
First, the winners and losers:
Get your out your nipple clamps and dust storm goggles, ‘cause Mad Max Fashion (16) just trounced Living on Mars (12) with 69 (nice) percent of the vote. In quite the nail-biter, Dramatic Sex (11) just barely eked out a win over Solitude (10) with 53 percent of the vote, because the collapse of civilization doesn’t mean we aren’t still trying to GET IT. Unlimited Time Off (9) beat the hell out of Alexa Is Your New Queen (4) with over 97 percent of the vote, which feels right, while Rebel Citizen Radio Networks (14) lost out to No More Student Loan Debt (15).