Meet the Wine Rack Flask Bra, for the Wino Girl Who Wants Bigger Tits


A bra that lets you get stinkin’ drunk in public AND increase your chances of strangers harassing you? Sounds like a woman’s [two] dream[s] come true!

According to Papa Bert, the company behind the most useful inventions for women since birth control or the washing machine:

Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends with the wine rack flask bra! Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too! Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks. And as a bonus, with a simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.

I admit, not having to wait in long lines for overpriced booze at a bar or concert does have its appeal, especially since my last such experience involved having to wait for half an hour behind a ton of 16-year-old Drake fans with fake IDs just to sip some Miller Lite for $8.50. Still, I’m not sure it’s worth the risk of falling over because your chest is so heavy, or having someone find you passed out on a sticky stadium floor with a straw poking out of the collar of your shirt.

Still, I salute the existence of the Wine Rack, and look forward to all the celebrities pairing this with their headdresses at the next Coachella.

This Bra Lets You Smuggle Booze (and Gives You Bigger Boobs) [LA Weekly]

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