“There is an ugly, two-headed monster ruling our country, who is destroying our economy, invading our privacy, and eating away our rights,” said Libertarian Party presidential candidate Jo Jorgensen in an emailed statement to Newsweek about two weeks ago.
Jorgensen was, of course, using the power of language and metaphor to criticize the Republican and Democratic Parties, which have dominated politics in the United States for the past 150 years. But on Friday, she was menaced by an actual, physical, one-headed monster that invaded her privacy and ate away at Jorgensen. A bat bit her, Politico reports. It is unclear at press time if said bat was ugly.
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