Move Over, Marilyn: The Search For A New Style Icon
LatestIn yet another “homage” to the fallen star, Paris Hilton has decided to channel Marilyn Monroe for her latest perfume campaign. Completely burned out by the Marilyn and Audrey tribute brigade, I’ve compiled a list of new style icons:
Jerri Blank: Sure, she might have been a “user, a boozer, and a loser” at one point in her life, but look how she’s turned it around! Jerri Blank is a mess and a delight, and her style is completely original and totally underrated. She can accessorize and layer like nobody else, and could easily feel at home wearing Missoni knits or the knock-off versions one can purchase at H&M. And who can deny these powerful words: “Maybe it’s time to stop not doing what you pretended you can do and can’t, and start doing the thing that you can’t do, but can no longer pretend that you can.” So deep, you know? Plus, it would be hilarious and amazing to watch starlets attempt to make “Jerri Blank Face” instead of the usual sexyface, wouldn’t it?
The Designing Women: The main problem with the now-fading 80s revival was the hipster refusal to actually commit 100% to the look, which meant that big, big hair somehow fell by the wayside. Just once, I’d like to see someone with the guts to do an Ogilvy home perm, slap on some frosty pink lipstick, and wear a suit like Suzanne Sugarbaker’s with the kind of confidence required to pull it off without the shoot swerving into parody. Also? Anything Annie Potts wore in any film or television show she made in the 1980s is total style icon material.
[Image via Designing Women Online/]