My Favorite Lines from the Premiere of Sex Box, With Zero Context
EntertainmentSomehow Sex Box wasn’t viral marketing for some near-future thriller: it’s a real television show that premiered Friday, on We TV, in which ailing couples receive counseling from therapists, and then have sex in a sound-proof box onstage in front of a live studio audience. Rather than waxing poetic about all the weird slinky polyester pajamas shining eerily under the spotlights, I’ll simply provide my favorite lines, completely devoid of context:
“If you can’t handle enough energy with one woman, why do you want two?”
“It’s almost, like, Brandon, you use jokes to hide something. Have you always used jokes to hide something?”
“What does it involve?” “He has an orgasm and I don’t.”