Nancy Pelosi's Response to Michele Bachmann Is the Best Thing Ever


Following today’s DOMA ruling, Congresswoman/jewel-eyed snow witch Michele Bachmann released the following statement:

Marriage was created by the hand of God. No man, not even a Supreme Court, can undo what a holy God has instituted.
For thousands of years of recorded human history, no society has defended the legal standard of marriage as anything other than between man and woman. Only since 2000 have we seen a redefinition of this foundational unit of society in various nations.
Today, the U.S. Supreme Court decided to join the trend, despite the clear will of the people’s representatives through DOMA.
What the Court has done will undermine the best interest of children and the best interests of the United States.

Inconsolable, the congresswoman then transformed into 1,000 ravens before flying off to the Minnesota wood to collect herself.

Later in the day at a press conference, House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi was asked to respond to Bachmann’s inane statement and her reply was pretty much the most magical thing ever:

“Who cares?”

Perfect. Absolutely perfect. For as it’s foretold, to stop Bachmann, you must stop believing in Bachmann. Thank you, Nancy Pelosi. You’ve saved us all the trouble of having to think up a reply to anything Michelle Bachmann ever says again. From now on, we’ll just use this gif.

Via Frank Thorp.

Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Share Tweet Submit Pin