Old Men No Longer on Speaking Terms 


John Kelly may resign any day now, according to (of course) anonymous sources. We might not know exactly which day, but we do know things have gotten so bad that CNN reports that Donald Trump and Kelly are no longer speaking to each other:

Seventeen months in, Kelly and President Donald Trump have reached a stalemate in their relationship and it is no longer seen as tenable by either party. Though Trump asked Kelly over the summer to stay on as chief of staff for two more years, the two have stopped speaking in recent days.

Here’s a sample conversation between the two:



Kelly, who is ideologically aligned with Trump and also spent his tenure defending and protecting domestic abusers, was recently seen doing the important work of fighting with Melania. Incredible service to our country. Thank you.

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