The World Premiere of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time at London’s Vue Westfield was not exactly fit for royalty. Unless, that is, royalty really likes bedazzled faces, gratuitous feathers, and really, really handsome men?
Gemma Arterton‘s extravagant gown gives the effect of imminent electrocution, no? Well, this is royalty we’re feting here!
This might also excuse J.Gyll’s suspcious shine and third piece. (The vest, kids! The vest!)
Nothing, however, provides adequate explanation for Toby Kebbell‘s louche silk loungewear.
Daniela Lavender (with, natch, Sir Ben) provides her own red roses, thank you very much. Does that mean they have to be Muppet-esque and appliqued onto her dress? Maybe. Sacrifices must be made.