Rampant Gay Buttsex and Rugmunching Caused Hurricane Sandy, Says Wise Pastor
LatestAt the end of last week, when meteorologists were first dusting off their storm hysteria gear in anticipation of THE PERFECT FRANKENSANDY STORMICANE, I thought, I wonder how much time will elapse before some nut blames the storm on abortion, gays, or gaybortion? Thankfully, I didn’t have to wait until the full scope of Sandy’s damage had been realized; just yesterday, before Frankenstorm even made landfall on the Eastern seaboard, a Christian leader in Indiana was already blaming whatever was going to happen on gay marriage. But before you accuse him of being just another sanctimonious hateful hack, consider this: he’s got numbers on his side to prove that this is the most homo-mad storm ever.
According to John McTernan, whose website is one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen today, this storm is not an accident, nor is it the product of man made climate change. No, this is God sending humans a message about how little he cares for the gays getting married, because apparently God only speaks weather and can’t just send a mass email like a non-Luddite deity hip to the goings on of an increasingly digital age. Here’s the God-messenger (side note: why are none of God’s messengers hotter? You’d think he’d know that humans are more inclined to listen to hot people) himself, blaming the gays for not only Sandy, but Katrina and Isaac as well.
Just last August, Hurricane Isaac hit New Orleans seven years later, on the exact day of Hurricane Katrina. Both hit during the week of the homosexual event called Southern Decadence in New Orleans!
Hurricane Sandy is hitting 21 years to the day of the Perfect Storm of October 20, 1991. I write about this in my book as America Has Done to Israel. This was the day that President George Bush Sr. initiated the Madrid Peace Process to divide the land of Israel, including Jerusalem. America has been under God’s judgment since this event. Both of these hurricanes were cause by freakish weather patterns that came together to create
Twenty-one years breaks down to 7 x 3, which is a significant number with God. Three is perfection as the Godhead is three in one while seven is perfection.
It appears that God gave America 21 years to repent of interfering with His prophetic plan for Israel; however, it has gotten worse under all the presidents and especially Obama. Obama is 100 percent behind the Muslim Brotherhood which has vowed to destroy Israel and take Jerusalem. Both candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda. America is under political judgment and the church does not know it!
Kind of want this embroidered onto a throw pillow.