Republicans Are Getting Very 'O Captain! My Captain!' About Don Jr.

Donald Trump Jr. and his beard were subpoenaed this week by the Senate Intelligence Committee, who have a few more questions for the pair regarding the Russia investigation. But according to Axios, Trump is reportedly refusing to show up, meaning he’ll either force the committee to hold him in contempt, plead the Fifth in writing, or answer some written questions. Luckily for Don Jr., freedom fighter, he has plenty of Republican goons in Congress eager to be his ride or die. One Trump ally told Axios, “We’re drawing battle lines: If you touch Don, we’ll come after you… And our base will come after you.”