Rihanna and Drake Spend a Wholesome Night and $17,000 at a Strip Club

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Rihanna and Drake went to a strip club in Houston, where they spent over $17,000. Are they back together? No one knows. The more important question: did Rihanna encourage anyone’s singing dreams whilst at da club? The answer to that is yes.

The pair apparently “sat very close together” and were “dressed alike” (PLEASE let them both have been in matching floral bucket hats). One dancer named Jhoni Blaze says that Rihanna encouraged her to “dream big,” to pursue her singing career and to not be afraid of putting herself out there. Drake didn’t nurture anyone’s career hopes because he was too busy tossing money around (is that fun? I’m genuinely curious).

Blaze says that the pair neither smoked nor drank much — just wore their bucket hats (I hope) and threw over $17,000 at people over the course of a few hours. Night in at the strip club! [E!, images via Instagram]

Gwyneth Paltrow‘s people are putting a lot of pressure
on her to fix her reputation, which has taken a hit following her
blood-oath to get sweet revenge upon Vanity Fair. Their
suggestions: have another baby to placate the masses; take on a Bridget
Jones-esqe role and put on weight for “sympathy.” Blergh. [Radar]

It is rumored that the private school that Gwynnie’s children attend has banned Vespas from school pick-up and drop-off because she’s such a reckless rider. Is that possible? How fast can Vespas even go? GOOP’s people deny it. [Radar]

Adam Levine, the frontman of the world’s most cloying maudlin band Maroon 5, will probably be announced as People‘s Sexiest Man Alive next week. Just in time for Thanksgiving! So now you have a very interesting topic to broach with your extended family. [Gossip Cop]

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