There are two kinds of winners in this life: there’s the kind who wins by quads with triple-toe loops. And then there’s the kind who summons his soul from his mortal flesh to perform a men’s free skate program so tender and graceful that, when Johnny Weir says in hushed voiceover–“he’s portraying a bird with a broken wing,” you take that statement 100% seriously–yet simultaneously keeps it sassy and relatable on Twitter, so that you feel this Olympic athlete really represents me.