A slightly sunburned Rudd in 2000 looking very much like a Jane Austen character who has a secret fiancée but truly loves you.
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Here’s a shaggy-haired Rudd circa 2003 who plays guitar in a band that’s popular in your college town and texts “wyd” at 2 am. You say you’re not going to answer but you answer.
Curly baby bangs are a choice Image: (Getty)
And finally, a mustachioed Rudd from 2016. “Wilford Brimley called,” you tease, secretly loving it.
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You’re welcome. Now rate your week on the Rudd scale of totally buggin’ to Sex Panther.