Let's Check in on Ted Cruz By Clio Chang | December 6, 2018 | 2:15pm NewsPolitics × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! I guess Ted Cruz is really committing to this bit. Will his beard get so long that it touches the ground, tangles around his legs, and trips him in the Senate cafeteria so his face goes right into a pie? Only time will tell. Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court More from JezebelJezebel's Person of the Year Is Anyone Who Donated to an Abortion FundA Twink and a Redhead Are Making the World’s 1st Music for Straight PeopleSusan Collins Sounds Ready to Screw Us All Over Again Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: