No Valentines? No boyfriend? No problem! We can proudly bring you Hotprisonpals – for all your criminal romantic needs.
“Get your book of stamps and lick your envelopes. We have a prison line up to die for this time. 10 studs are have been [sic] ordered to open their hearts to you on your favorite site with the hottest pen pal inmates (that’s us!) ever compiled. We have scoured the prison floors and checked each bunk bed, both top and bottom, looking for the men that you have dreamed about writing, but just didn’t know where to find them — until now! Don’t have a Valentine yet? Well you do now! Happy Valentine’s day!!!”
Want to meet a few of these felonious studs? Join us after the jump!
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