Although Anna Chapman was deported back to Russia, Steve Hirsch—president of adult entertainment company Vivid—has sent a letter to her lawyer, extending an offer to make a feature (link NSFW) with Chapman.
We half-joked earlier about what Chapman’s next step would be, now that she’s found infamy. However, “porno star” escaped us on the list of possibilities.
However, while Hirsch’s offer might be sincere, it’ll most likely be ignored. Trying to ride the coattails of disgraced, yet attractive female tabloid targets is nothing new to the porn producer. Back in March, he extended a similar deal to Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom), in order to help her pay her mortgage.
Hirsch claims he’s eager to work with Chapman, saying, “Anna was obviously the hottest spy we’ve seen in years and she was clearly the media’s favorite. Though she wasn’t very successful as a spy, we think she can be a terrific actress in one of our upcoming feature films. We would be willing to send our top director, B. Skow, to Moscow to work with her.”
Still, coming up with possible porno titles for this project is a fun way to waste time. Here are my contributions:
Cherry Spy
The Cum-on-us Party
For Russian Thighs Only
Vivid Offers Russian Spy a Feature Movie Deal (Link NSFW) [AVN]