Show Off Your Christmas Cookie Bloat With 3 Hideous Swimsuits From Victoria's Secret


After the stuffed Thanksgiving turkey, caloric Christmas cookies and guzzles of champagne on New Year’s Eve, what you really want to do is shop for a swimsuit, right? The Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalog has arrived just in time!

Designed to show off love handles and give you terrifying tan lines!

Awkward nipslips and retina damage from neon fabric included at no extra charge!

Dyed using a patented formula concoted from leftover Kool-Aid and melted Jolly Ranchers, then shredded by endangered tiger on LSD!

Bonus selection! Two words: Sequined. Camo.

Earlier: Post-Holiday Bloat? Tough: It’s Swimsuit Season At Victoria’s Secret

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