The Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape Is Missing

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Ruh-roh. The Jennifer Lopez sex tape has been stolen. Shit. Does this mean the footage J.Lo worked so hard to block from being released might show up online any minute now? What a nightmare. [Radar Online]

Apparently Khloe Kardashian‘s nipple was exposed on live TV show Fox & Friends for six minutes yesterday. When she was finally informed — by a Twitter follower — that you could see her nipple through her shirt —- she replied: “Thank God! I fucking love nipples!!!!” The tiny pink circle caused quite a hubbub; there are so many links about this urgent and highly fascinating “news.” [Digital Spy, PopEater, X17, Buzzfeed, OMG!]

Reese Witherspoon will produce and star in Who Invited Her?, a movie about a woman who “insists on tagging along on a guy’s bachelor party weekend.” At the link they call it “A Bridesmaid Gets A Hangover,” but it sounds a little like the Tom Hanks classic, Bachelor Party. In any case, ten bucks says Reese will play an uptight prude who meets a super nice stripper and learns to loosen up. [HuffPo]

Unsolicited Uterus Update: Jennifer Connelly has given birth to a baby girl. Little Agnes Lark Bettany came into this world via at-home water birth in a birthing pool. Noted Goblin King David Bowie is preparing to steal the baby and take her to his castle. [Us Magazine]

Damn, Anderson Cooper was a smoldering little kid. [The Wow Report]

  • Jesse James‘s pitbull attacked a corgi, and cops were called. The corgi had to get stitches, but seems okay, and Jesse has agreed to cover medical bills. Although we sorta expect him to blame the corgi for not being sexy enough or some shit. [TMZ]
  • Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio went to Disneyland together, which is sweet, but definitely not as cool as hanging in a yacht off the shores of Monte Carlo. [Us Magazine]
  • Lauryn Hill has been in an on-and-off relationship with Rohan Marley (son of Bob), and he is the father of five of her children, but he claims he is not responsible for the fetus Lauryn is carrying right now. [Contact Music]
  • Prince Harry and Cameron Diaz have been going to the same gym in London. Recently, they were running on side-by-side treadmills when Harry suggested they race. Cammie D agreed. And won. [Contact Music]
  • Speaking of Prince Harry: Adele has a crush on him. Get in line. Although she would make a kick-ass duchess. [Contact Music]
  • Oh, to spend a drunk evening making prank calls with Adele and Lily Allen! [Contact Music]
  • David Arquette got kicked out a Prince show for taking pictures with his phone. [Contact Music]
  • Pippa Middleton has a crew of friends called the Pipparettes by the British press. They all have double last names, obvs. [People]
  • Weston Cage, son of Nicolas Cage, has been hospitalized for a mental evaluation after “freaking out” when his trainer told him he couldn’t eat something on a restaurant menu. Maybe he’s just really hungry? [TMZ]
  • Nikki Blonsky is dating a pretty cute model named Tommy Potoeski. [Page Six]
  • What the world needs now: A Tron sequel. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Apropos of nothing, here is a picture of Christopher Walken and Liberace. [The WoW Report]
  • “Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.” — Zach Galifianakis. [Gatecrasher]
  • “That’s what I want to do with my life, I want to retire as an actress. I love acting, I studied acting so of course yeah I’d love to.” — Nicki Minaj. [Digital Spy via MTV News]
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