The Meanest Lines About Kim Kardashian's Acting in Temptation
LatestI’m not sure I’ll ever regret anything as intensely as I regret not going to a screening of Temptation (full title: Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry’s Temptation: True Confessions of Tyler Perry’s Golden Money Clip, or, “Feed Me Your Money, Mommy, I’m Hungry!”: The Movie) so that I could write a review of it. How did I screw that up? I mean, it’s our Kim-K! Pretending to be a normal! And, from the sound of it, doing a fucking terrible job! It’s like a beautiful dream.
Luckily, plenty of other people were on the case, and most of them were not pleased. Here’s a round-up of critics’ thoughts on Kim’s performance, organized from meanest to least-meanest. (Also, Vulture has a complete list of Kardashian’s lines in the film, which is WORTH READING. Blue ribbon: “Are you kidding. Oh my … thank you. I have been dying to get my hands on this hair. C’mon, c’mon.”)
as nasal and awful an actress as you might imagine
I mean, TBH, I don’t have to “imagine” how awful an actress Kim Kardashian is, because I have witnessed many of her acting tours de force upon the E! channel, such as “act like you have a stomach ache near some sunglasses” and “act like you want to marry that dude over there.” She’s amazing. Shut up.
The AV Club describes Kim as:
the film’s inexplicable comic relief, a bitchy, backstabbing co-worker of Smollett-Jones who utters bons mots like, “That’s not make-up, that’s make-down” as if she were a sex robot attempting human speech for the first time.
Okay, but sometimes robots do have real a hard time mastering human speech, man! Robot shaming! Check your biological organism privilege!
Yahoo! warns:
Kim Kardashian better stick to her day job
Getting bunches of attention for doing very little literally is her day job. She’s the best at her day job ever! Come on. All anyone ever talks about is how useless and terrible she is, and yet she probably poops in a toilet made of diamonds (and then throws her entire bathroom away!). Admit she’s a genius. Admit it.
THR says: