Please just shoot Diet Dr. Pepper straight into my veins!
Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:
Donald Trump wished the Navy “happy birthday” this past weekend, but either forgot or deliberately ignored his daughter Tiffany’s birthday, which was also this weekend. She turned 26. [People]
Trump is feeling bad for the killing and forced displacement of Kurdish people in northern Syria that he all but authorized, I guess! [Washington Post]
Meanwhile, Liz Cheney is blaming Turkey’s invasion of Syria on… the Democrats’ impeachment inquiry. [Newsweek]
Totally normal, nothing to see here! [Rolling Stone]
Bernie Sanders has a very good plan to give workers a stake in the companies they ceaselessly toil for. [HuffPost]
He also is interested in shortening the workweek, which, hell yeah!
Go away already!!!
It’s almost as if Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook are… bad? [Politico]
Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:
