Timothée Chalamet’s Top 10 Films, Ranked Only by His Hair

I should stress that this is a very vibes-based ranking, but I do believe I’m right.

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1. Dune

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1. Dune
Photo: Warner Bros.

When I told people I was writing this list, pretty much everyone asked if Dune was going to be number one. I already knew it would be, but being on the same wavelength in that way was validating. The denizens of Duniverse have clearly discovered conditioner, leaving Chalamet’s hair clean and wavy in the dry desert air. They may need stillsuits to preserve the moisture from their bodies, but they seem to be reinvesting that moisture into their duke’s head. And you know what? Worth it.

Rating: 100 out of 100 sandworms

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