Try to Keep Calm, Prince William and Kate Middleton Are in New York
LatestA pair of weary airline passengers landed in NYC after a long flight on Sunday evening, exhausted and eager to get to their hotel.
William: Honey, what are you doing? Let them load the bags in the cab and let’s get the hell out of this airport.
Kate: I need to find one of my bags right now.
William: Why do you need one of the suitcases?
Kate: I need my mascara primer. I need it like, right now.