Last Friday, a woman was banned from Walmart in Wichita Falls, Texas after she was accused of spending several hours riding around the parking lot in an electric scooter while drinking wine from a Pringles can. All of this transpired before 10 in the morning, which makes perfect sense to me, since we all know that the weekend unofficially begins on Thursday at 5 p.m.
It’s only January, but this woman is my 2019 shero. This was an innovative and courageous act. It was certainly not the kind of behavior that should have gotten her banned from Walmart, a place from which I did not even know it was possible to be banned.
In an attempt to stand in solidarity with the Pringles sipper, GMG staffers decided to test several wine and Pringle combinations and see if she was really onto something.
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
