If it seemed like A Star Is Born was christened a classic before it was even released, that’s because yes, the movie has been impossible to escape. There’s been months of marketing, memes, and a wealth of press (a lot of it from this website), throughout which Bradley Cooper somehow graduated from hottest man alive to underdog auteur. In his directorial debut, years in the making, Cooper plays a rock star named Jackson Maine who finds musical—and sensual—kinship with Gaga’s character Ally, an aspiring singer.
A Star Is Born has been a long-awaited cultural event and, most important to us, a potential movie star-making vehicle for Lady Gaga. But now it’s time to determine what this all means. On Thursday night, 10 Jezebel staff members made our way to the deep end for an opening night viewing of Hollywood’s favorite remake. Here’s what we thought. Spoilers ahead.
How It Stacks Up to the Original
The 1976 remake of A Star Is Born featuring Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson is a terrible movie, melodramatic, incoherent at times, and over the top. It is unearned schmaltz, a two-hour tragedy watching people who don’t really know each other fall in love in a record amount of time. Also, there’s music and it’s bad. Everything about this version was present in Bradley Cooper’s auteur vision—but negatives turned positive in a way that I still don’t quite understand.
Cooper’s ridiculous, campy, art-school senior interpretation of the classic story of a man dying so a woman can soar is high-brow trash in the purest sense, which puts it miles ahead of the 1976 version, during which we first meet Barbra Streisand, cross-eyed like a Siamese cat, singing dolefully into a microphone, backed by two black women, in a girl group called The Oreos. (Get it?) Cooper’s remake is the fourth iteration of this story, which means it is essentially a franchise now, with iconic moments that need to be recreated in order to feel like you got the full experience.
The scene at the Grammy’s is much more gut-wrenching in the current version, way darker, and much more grim.
There are not one but two moments in which the broken, sad sack music man growls, “I just wanted to get another look at you.” Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper in the bathtub is far sexier than Kris Kristofferson and Barbra Streisand’s faux-copulating through a lens smeared thick with Vaseline. The scene at the Grammy’s is much more gut-wrenching in the current version, way darker, and much more grim. There’s a great tragedy that finally frees the woman to be who she was meant to be—a star, newly born.
But everything about the 2018 version was extra. Part of that was Lady Gaga’s performance, which, in comparison to Barbra doing… whatever she did, was stellar. She will win an Oscar for this, I am sure of it. Bradley Cooper’s Jackson Maine is exactly the kind of damaged asshole a woman can fall for in part because damaged assholes are attractive and damaged assholes who growl Soundgarden/Chris Stapleton/blue-eyed soul while noodling a guitar, more so. Just like in the Streisand version, I wanted the woman to shake the man sooner, so that she could spread her wings and really let loose. At the end, I was moved to a tear and a half. It hit its marks, and honestly (sorry), it was kind of amazing. —Megan Reynolds
The Romantic Leads
Off-screen, in his endless series of “I’m an auteur now” interviews leading up to A Star Is Born, Bradley Cooper has vocalized his adoration for Lady Gaga, a love that was strongest when he could remove her makeup and show her without her artifice. Cast that boner-killer of a move aside and his desire does, however surprisingly, come across in the film. But it’s nothing like her’s. Jackson is an electrifying performer and vicious alcoholic, and for Ally there’s considerable chemistry, and charm, and fondness for him despite his disease.
The attraction is there, from the very beginning. When Jack and Ally first lock eyes during her performance of “La Vie En Rose” at a drag bar littered with arguably better actors (Shangela among them), she sees him, really sees him, and offers a soft smile when she recognizes the Eddie Vedder-type in front of her. He responds with a tear and a loopy smile, a familiar move for anyone who’s ever been around (or been) a lascivious drunk. But it turns out to be real l-o-v-e. They’re sweetly affectionate, they go to bone town at least twice throughout the nine-hour long movie, and Cooper says lines like, “Thank you for giving me a home. This place never felt like one before.” Yes, it’s cheesy as fuck, but it’s also weirdly romantic and one of the few moments that Cooper’s fake southern drawl 800 octaves below the earth’s surface doesn’t distract from the amore.
The horniest thing about A Star is Born is her devotion.
Still, Gaga is responsible for the steam, mostly. Her stellar debut starring role in a ridiculous movie almost makes up for its ridiculousness, and it’s due to a more quiet and loyal affection. Ally’s eyes are intensely locked on Jack whenever they can be, and she checks in on him constantly. The horniest thing about A Star is Born is her devotion. —Maria Sherman
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