Who Is Still Alive in Westeros?

Who Is Still Alive in Westeros?
Not this bitch! Screenshot: (HBO)

HBO’s epic incest soap opera with the dragons and the ice zombies begins its swan song on Sunday. Many people have died, not enough people have fucked, and a handful of others are still alive, clinging to their leather garments with all their might, hoping to survive this dastardly game of thrones.

It is admittedly difficult to keep track of who is alive and who is dead and also who has had sex with each other, so ahead of the beginning of the end, we have compiled a handy list of those who have yet to shuffle off this mortal coil. Please consult this as often as you’d like during the rest of this season.

  • Arya Stark
  • Needle
  • Jon Snow
  • Daenerys
  • Greyworm
  • Greytree
  • Grey’s Anatomy
  • Melisandre
  • Lady Rumspringa
  • Samwise Gamgee
  • Tarbret’h Hansi
  • Kadrion Greysnatch
  • Samwell Tarly
  • Gilly
  • Saoirse Ronan
  • Lysandre
  • Qyburn’s old ass
  • Jaqen H’ghar
  • Manon the Brave
  • Jaime Lannister
  • Professor Snape
  • Tormund
  • Darjeeling Mountbatten of Greyscale
  • Your mom
  • Gertrude
  • Lord Ravensbruck of the House of Lannister
  • Sansa
  • Varys
  • Lyanna Mormont
  • Cersei
  • Tyrion
  • Bran
  • Brienne of Tarth
  • The Hound
  • The Mountain
  • Earth, Wind, and Fire
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