Woman Dumps Man Before Fancy Vacation, Man Seeks Replacement via eBay
It’s the age-old plot of every rom com: Guy meets girl, guy loves girl, guy buys expensive vacation for himself and girl, girl realizes she isn’t into guy and says goodbye (which is totally her right), guy can’t cancel vacation, guy sells her space on eBay and asks for pics. This is it: The most romantic story of our time.
Jake Dodridge, who has gone viral in the UK since his listing was posted, says that what he’s trying to do by selling his ex’s spot is “make lemonade” out of the sour and misshapen lemons that life has pelted him with. That’s a bold move. For me, the lemonade would be to sell the entire vacation, use the money for a trampoline, or a new vacation that had nothing to do with the ex, or a new trampoline. But you know, everyone’s different. Also, why not invite a friend who you know won’t kill you instead of inviting a stranger who you have no guarantee won’t cut off your skin and wear it like an ugly coat or a last season Kate Spade bag?